hogfather chapter 9 and 10

Ch 317

Sideney is the wizard teatime hired. He gets one of the tooth fairy's locks open with green. Medium Dave is trying to tell teatime about Susan but teatime doesn't want to listen. He just tells medium Dave to deal with it. Medium Dave also tells him violet Is missing. Teatime 

reminds him that she should be dead cause he told medium Dave to kill her. But medium Dave doesn't kill women. So she's still alive.

Pg 323

chiclrnwire finds violet and the oh God of hangovers . He gets eaten by a wardrobe. 

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Death is explaining himself to riddicully. He is dressing up as hogfather cause if there isn't enough belief in hogfather on hogwatch eve, the sun won't rise to make hogwatch happen.

They find chickenwires body in one of their wardrobes. 

Death tells hex to believe in hogfather 

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Susan finds sideney trying to Crack the safe. Teatime 

catches her by surprise and grabs Death's sword. The safe cracking is going well.

Pg 338

Teatime says sideney can leave and he gtfos. But he ends up in a nightmare with his childhood bully.

Pg 334

Teatime tells Banjo to hurt Susan. Banjo won't cause their ma said not to hurt girls. This summons a demonic version of their ma that kills medium Dave. Banjo is now oobviously not on teatime side. Teatime pulls deaths sword and it doesn't work. They are in a place where there's no death so death's sword has no blade. Teatime attacks Susan and ends up falling down the stairs and dieing. Susan opens up the safe and finds the tooth fairy who turns out to be THE boogeyman. 

Susan tells Banjo he's in charge now. The oh God of hangovers and violet are going to hang out and help.

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The auditors are arguing about what went wrong and who's to blame. Thus us very hard for them cause they're a hive mind. They might have to do something risky. 

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Susan is ready to go to bed. Death shows up and is all, nah you can't do that yet. We've stopped teatime from compelling children to not believe in hogfather. But 

that doesn't mean they start believing again.

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Teatime materializes at the wizard university and they bring him back to.life. Worse than that, deaths sword works and it can cut through everything.

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Death explains the auditors to susan.

Susan saves the hogfather from the auditors and the sun comes up.

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Back at the wizard school the senior wrangler is combing his beard.

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Death drops of Susan at home and invites her to hogwatch dinner. She says she'll be busy with the children. She invites in death for a cuppa, he says cocoa would be nice. Teatime is there with death's sword and he's threatening to kill Susan and death and the children. Susan kills him with a fire poker.

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A raven and the death of rats chitchat

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Death goes to a toyshop and buys a wooden horse for Albert.

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It's been a long night, Ridcully is gonna have a shower.

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Hex won't work if you take away their teddybear.

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Gawking found a magical marble in the fireplace. I wonder if this is the thing the hogfather coughed up when Susan gave him the heimlick maneuver. 

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The beggars go to the fancy restaurant begging and are rewarded with a meal of old boots and mud.