Susan and the oh God of hangovers go to deaths library to try find out what happened to the lady that works for the tooth fairy that has gone missing. Fir a second I got real excited cause her last name starts with Bot just like mine. I thought it would be my name and the book was about me and it was a never ending story kinda deal. But it wasn't. They find her book. She is in a prison. She was abducted. They're gonna go save her.
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Death gies to a poor person house. He wants to give them everything in their list. Albert is there too and he says no, poor people don't get everything on their list. What he gets is a little wooden toy and an apple. Death says that's not fair and Albert basically says life isn't fair with a lot more words.
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Susan has a sword so thin that it's not visible to the naked eye. It's deaths sword he uses to separate souls from bodies.
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Hex is writing something. Mostly error messages like put of cheese or insufficient data. Hex proposes the theory that once people believe in a big God that faith 8s solidified as a thing and when people stop believing in said big God that belief has to go somewhere.
They get to talking about Santa clause and realize that none of them believe in Santa Clause and they accidentally bring the cheerful fairy to life. She has no self confidence. It's fun that they believe in her enough to bring her to life but not enough for her to believe in herself.
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The oragatang librarian is cold so he's stealing any fabricy thing he can to use as a blanket. He left out sherry and a banana f9r the hogfather. Bananas aren't fruit. They're a type of fish.
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There are hogwatch carolers in the big city. If you haven't got a hay penny God Bless you.
Death tells Albert that it's better to give than receive. Albert says it's a lot more expensive. Flavor from poor characters duckman, coffin Henry, foul Ole Ron, Arnold and a talking dog.
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Ridcully is hanging out in the library waiting for the hog father to come.
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Albert and death are flying about and death is eating fancy food. Albert asks where he got it. Turns out he stole it from a fancy restaurant.
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Not sure how they got here, but Susan and the Oh God of hangovers are in a child's drawing with a green land, blue sky and yellow sun and blue water. She has to find the house. All child's drawings have a house.
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We're in the restaurant that death stole from. They now have muddy old boots where their fancy food once was. The manager is gonna make it work. 9ld boots for Christmas at a fancy restaurant. Spectacular
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We're back with the assassins. They're also in the child's drawing place, which is the tooth fairy house. Turns out the tooth fairy owns a lot of property and makes tons of money renting it our.
Banjo has the mind of a child in that he's naive. Teatime is also childlike in that he does whatever he wants with no regard for consequences. Medium Dave and chicken wire think about trying to run, but they know if they tried, teatime would find them and kill them.
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Ridicullly's efforts to stick around in the wizard university library waiting for the hogfather have paid off. Death shows up to fulfill the librarians wish.list. Ridcully immediately recognizes him and is all WTF? And death is all, ok, I'll tell you.
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The assasins are trying to get into the tooth fairy's safe. It's hard. The lockpick says he cant get past the magic locks and teatime has Banjo kill him.
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Susan makes it inside the tooth fairy's house just in time to see the lock picker bounce down to the bottom of the staircase and die. There a giant conical pile of teeth. Also the.locksmiths body disappeared
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chickenwire sees Susan and telks teatime about her. Teatime says to kill her.
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Susan runs up the stairs.
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Fancy restaurant is selling boot mudpies like crazy.
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Chickenwire and others go down the stairs after Susan and don't find her. They also don't find the lockpick's body and thus is disconcerting. They also discuss their childhood fears.
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Susan runs down a hallway and into a room to avoid chickenwire and company. She tells the oh god of hangovers that with all those teeth the tooth fairy can control all those people.
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Medium Dave and catseyye split up to go after Susan. Catseye is attacked by shadows.
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Violet is the name of the tooth fairy's underling that Susan is trying to save. All that's left of the shadow attack on catseye is his boots. They find vilet and she gives rhem the lowdown on the kidnapping crew and shat she saw rhem do.
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Peachy is part of the assasin team and he has a crossbow. So he points it at Susan and company and they are now his captives and he tells them to walk up the stairs. Peachy also has a belief in the scissor man. ✂️ when he talks to Susan about it, that's enough to really bring the scissor man into existence for real there. So he runs away.
