the butchers masquerade ch 1 - 38

Ch 1

They take away the formerly titular gate from Carl.

Katia picks the hazmat endorsement 

Donut picks a singer class

Carl picks the explosive expert path.

Ch 2

Carl is immediately attacked by invisible paralyzing mongoose.  Donut and katia and Chris save him.

Mordekai is a lebooboo and he's angry at Carl because he specifically told him to pick the melee fighter path.  

My theory as to why Carl picked the explosive path despite Mordekai's suggestion is that the anarchist's cookbook has a bunch of useful explosive information that he can't tell Mordekai about.

Ch 3

We get a flashback to Carl and his Lawyer.

He's a fun character.  He's a grey alien and he talks like a new york wise guy.

The deal they negotiated was that until they get the titular gate back their mercenaries would get a variety of super powerful spells

Ch 4

Chris and Katia go their own way

Carl buys the advanced bomber studio and donut buys the magic studio

Carl pulls out the doomsday device as the advanced bomber studio allows him to examine such things without any danger they'll explode

Also, he can test out bombing a bunch of stuff virtually to practice out different things.

The downside of Donut picking a singer class is that she's not a good singer

She and Mordekai go out shopping in the hopes of finding something that makes her a better singer.

They do not.

Mordekai sends them out to gather mushrooms he needs.

Instead, Carl has their mercenary Bomo cast his spell to send them to the stairwell in Zockau.

ch 5

They teleport to the capital city they were specifically told not to go to

Carl has setup missles and bombs to kill a ton of huners

Carl finds a drunk hunter

he puts on his killer ring and he marks that guy

he is looking for the mayor

the hunters come here and they kill the mayor and then all the npcs in the city do their bidding for them.

If Carl kills the mayor maybe he's in control of the town?

he makrs this drunk hunter

then he finds a hunter flying around and he uses his toe ring's super spreader ability to inflict his inability to heal before the drunk hunter is dead on them

He kills them with missles

They jump into a safe room for a second as a HUGE bomb explodes.

they go to their safe room and have their mercenaries cast protection on them

they say they gotta go back to Zockau

Mordekai is not pleased

They barely make it out of the city alive and luckily just outside of the city there are helpful crawlers that are able to keep Carl alive.

Ch 6

There's an excerpt from the anarchist cookbook about how mercenaries suck.  I'm assuming Carl read this and then hired four mercenaries anyway.

It's the shepherd lady and her man goat and her demon goat.

Carl killed a bunch of hunters and npcs and hes got lots of reward boxes for it. But he didn't kill the mayor, so that's a bummer.

The shepherd lady and her man goat have a pretty sweet setup where he stacks negative affects on bad guys and they don't even know it and eventually it becomes so bad that they die.  The problem is it's an all or nothing situation and if anything interrupts they get nothing out of it.  But it's gotta be pretty effective because hes level 55, probably highest in the dungeon. He was doing a buff on the hunters to make them drunker and that was working.  That probably helped Carl a lot.  But he was also trying to do a buff that made them angry enough to fight each other and that didn't work at all.

The whole jungle is just covered in traps.  They get to a certain point and man goat days they have to stop and go around.  Carl says he can take care of it.  Man goat says he's useless and should shut up.  Carl uses his power to set off all the traps and man goat gets all pissed off.

Luckily shepherd lady calms goat man down and he and Carl hug.

Ch 7

This chapter is short and uninteresting. They make it to a safe room and get ready for the recap show.

All their hunter killer boxes have the hand of the hunter they killed.

Ch 8

Carl starts this chapter thinking he needs to relax.  Hes got this horrible sound in the back of his mind like a rushing driver and the more he works and the less he relaxes the louder it gets.  So he says to himself hes gonna focus on relaxing. 

They watch the recap show and it's all stuff from the end of the last level.  They talk about the guild system in that it costs 500k to join and it doesn't seem like being in a guild is that beneficial but you can buy more stuff that makes it beneficial.

There's a general sense of unease in the group (Carl, mordecai and donut) about the changes that Katia is going through. She makes a quip that leads me to believe she's gonna try to kill Eve.

They find out the hinter hands they have are useable as chuck e cheese tokens.  But only at the titular party at the end of the floor.  Twist: only the too 50 crawlers get to go to the party. 

At this news, Carl breaks his promise to himself and gets back to work.

Ch 9

Carl has a plan to kill a bunch of hunters by having one of their mercenaries be a suicide bomber.  His name is Bomo.  I don't know how its pronounced.   I've been pronouncing it as Bomb OH.  So it would make sense to have him be the bomber. But donut doesn't want that and has a better idea.  If Bomo is her personal mercenary she can use her clockwork spell and they can send a copy of him to do the suicide bombing.

Ch 10

They get to a village that doesnt allow dinosaurs so they kill the mayor.

They go to their safe room and there's a note saying not to bother with the suicide bombing plan because all hunters are now immune to explosion damage and all the npcs in the village are now followers of the same God as Carl and it would be very bad for him of he killed them.

Ch 11

There's a good reason for the no dinosaur rule.  They attack the village all the time. And they're doing it now.  Mongo runs out to the jungle with donut on him.  Carl runs after.  When he gets there, there's a semicircle  of 40 velociraptors and they're growling and Mongo is growling. But none of them are moving.  Carl picks up donut and slowly walks away. 

The biggest velociraptor pounces on Mongo.  They don't fight.  They make love. ❤️ 😍 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘 

Ch 12

Carl grabs donut and runs away.  

Donut is having a panic attack. The Crux is people online are say9ng Carl is gonna abandon her on the 9th floor.  He promises not to do that and she calms fow down a l8ttle.

Mongo comes back.

One of the guards shoots a missle at something.

Ch 13

They find who got shot by the missle.  Its a hunter. He's not moving.  But hes surrounded by white dots on the map.  Its the elite npc signet and friends.  They offer him to Carl.  Carl says to heal him and he pulls.out the ring.  Seems like he plans to do his curse and super spreader trick again. 

Ch 14

I was wrong, carl just kills the hunter to get an extra point in dexterity.

Signet tells him her plot.  To destroy the high elves and the confederacy. 

So theyre gonna go to the two places they were specifically avoiding.  Just great.

Also theres another elite.  Its an ogre named Areson.

Ch 15

Areson comes back with a dead hunter.  He tried to bring him back alive so carl could get the credit for the kill.  But that didnt work out.  He has an arrow of turbo super gonorrhea. Cant wait for carl to use that on someone we hate.

Carl finds a map on the hunter that shows they've split up the map amongst the different factions and they've claimed dibs on specific crawlers.  The Hive and the Skull empire. He sends out chats letting everyone know which hunter groups claimed their area and also who called dibs on them.

Carl gets a long chat from his lawyer. Theyre limiting the number of chats from the outside so lawyer had to wait to get all the info before sending his chat.

Signet's producers are willing to play ball and expand the show to the 9th level.  Carl wants this because it would mean they'd try to keep him alive.  The downside is theyre dragging their feet.  Lawyer thinks its cause they wanna see how Carl fits into the current dynamic of the show first. Another downside, they want 150 million credits.  Lawyer estimates Carl's net worth at around 67 credits.

This floor is signet's home planet.  The confederacy is her people. She's here to get vengence for her mother and set up a stable government. Then after that she's gonna go buck wild on the elves. 

Part 2 the daughters revenge

Ch 16

They fight more paralytic mongoose and go back to town so they can get ready for odette's show.

They get a new sponsor. They're called the apothecary. Carl is pretty sure this is the race that the Krakaren are based on.  And if theyre half as successful as the pyramid scheming Krakaren are in the dungeon they've got plenty of money.  Donut finds out they also sponsored pretty much all the other top hunters.  Shes woried theyre gonna spread the loot too thin.  Carl isn't gonna worry about it.

Ch 17

Samantha, the gemigodess in the severed sex doll.head, wants to come with them the next time they go to Signet because theyre related through marriage and somehow that means Signet can give Samantha her body back.

They get ready to go on the show. Before they do, they meet with Odette in the green room and she tellls them that Beatrice is still alive.

Ch 18

Bae is going to be on the show.  Stay strong Donut.

Ch 19

The actual TV show is a relatively tame affair.  Donut keeps her cool and calmly tells Bea not to such a two faced phony with her next cat.  Bea seems to be mostly out of it and doesn't say much and is just confused.  She doesnt understand that she's not there with them and tried to hug carl and pet donut.

When the cameras turn off Donut l9ses her shit a little.  She calls Bea the b word anf says you're not my person anymore.  Carl is.  Also, knowing how Bea truly is, Carl has always been her person.

This while time odette and zev have been talking about how the timing is so bad abd im like, the hell?

There are announcements that explain this.  1.  The valtray corporation will no longer be sponsoring anyone

 because

2. They now own 51% of the Borant corporation and they'll pretty much be in charge now thank you very much.

ch 17 to the end THE FRUGAL WIZARD’S HANDBOOK FOR SURVIVING MEDIEVAL ENGLAND

I forgot how great it is to be able to copy and paste the table of contents for a book report.  Maybe next book on lobby pr something else that I can read on kindle.

Chapter Seventeen 

Adara was right.  The redheaded man is his partner. Ryan Chu is his nane

FAQ: Can I Transfer Things Between Dimensions? 

These dimensions they go to are kinda subdimentions. They're not quite as substantial as ours.  The punchline is that you cant take anything back to our dimension. In case you need some existential dread, our dimension could be a subdimention if another dimension. We could be some other dimension's play thing.

Chapter Eighteen 

I think the cop's name is Johnny because trying to enable his head armor he gets a message saying its has been disabled external and you should stop trying.Johnny.  

Chapter Nineteen 

They make it to the fortress where we think brother is being held.  They picked up an old lady at one point and they tell her she shouldn't be involved.  She tells them she's gonna do whatever she wants to do.  And what she wants to do is help make sure they dont end up dead 

FAQ: Why Does Everyone in Britain Speak Modern English in My Pre-Norman-Conquest Dimension? Shouldn’t That Require an Incredible Alignment of Social and Linguistic Factors That Would Never in a Million Years Align in Such a Convenient Way? 

It just does. 

Chapter Twenty 

Johnny and company sneak to the main building in the compound.  He has his wight unlock the back door by giving it a berry on a white cloth. 

He .makes a grand entrance and the lord of the manner demands he does more tricks.  He does a few and then the lord tells them where brother is.  So thats good.

What's not so good is one of the criminals is there and says Johnny?  Wtf?

Chapter Twenty-One 

Adara nailed it again. Johnny is a police academy drop out.

But I don't think any of us predicted that Johnny was a criminal. The criminals want him dead, not cause hes a cop, which he isn't,  but because he stole from them.

Also,  Ryan Chu isn't his friend anymore. They were friends in police academy but Johnny's a criminal and Ryan wants him dead too.

Chapter Twenty-Two 

This is the chapter where we have to start using names cause theres too many characters. 

The brother, Wyrm, was a trap.  The head viking from the first village,  Ealstan, is shot with arrows in the gut.  Johnny has a flashback to futuristic fighting pits he fought in.  He starts to wreck shop on these fools for a bit.  But he pretty quickly realizes that they're kinda humoring him.  They could shoot him dead with arrows in a second.  What he ends up doing is using his nanites to heal Ealstan.  The head viking at rhe fortress, Wealdsig, is hella impressed by this.  Everyone thinks Johnnyn is Baller now.  He also heals Wealdsig's hand.  

Even the lady/girl with the brother Sefawynn is impressed and she was 💯 that he was a fake.  In the modern parlance she might have said not to bullshit a bullshittr.

Part Two Marginalia 

Part Three: Bagsworth Ruins Everything (Again) How to Be a Wizard 

The book johnny could really use is 

Science for Wizards™

That explains how to actually do all this stuff Johnny knows about that should be impressive but he doesnt actually know how to do.

The key to being a wizard is convincing people that you are one so people will look to you for guidance rather than having to keep fighting your way through. 

Chapter Twenty-Three 

Johnny talks to whatever spirit is helping him.  It says its not in the mood and calls him John from Seattle. 

John has failed at everything hes ever done.  He gets a pep talk from their Muslim friend Yazad. Where he tells him hes a time traveler and  Yazad hilariously calls him powerful, yet stupid.

He thinks, what if I didnt?  He's gonna try to succeed.

Chapter Twenty-Four 

John is having a hard go of it.  Horse riding is hard when you dont have nanites repairing your muscles. Also, he smells bad because he had to wait a day for his immunity nanites to regenerate before he could take a bath.

He and Elias and Sefawynn speak of Woden and the old war and how its worth suffering Wodens punishments and sacrificing for him for the rewards.

The old lady,  Thokk, shows up and John holds back to have a "whats your deal" conversation. Shes "just" an old woman.  But everyone expects an old.woman traveling by herself to be a witch.  This is very fun for her.  She tells John he better respect that its awesome and she makes a great sacrifice when she's with them because she's just an old lady when with a group.

FAQ: Wait. Did I Just Do a Colonialism? 

This part is interesting in that they say the Americas are off limits cause they do what we might call charity work in the Americas to prepare them.for the eventual European invasion. So its kinda ok that your colonizers cause you're colonizing colonizers. 

Chapter Twenty-Five 

They get robbed. It sucks.  John gets knocked out.

Chapter Twenty-Six 

John wakes up in a hut, he finds a loose floorboard so he can escape.

He finds the group around the fire.

He decides to jump the leader.  But as hes jumping, he realizes he might have misunderstood the situation. Elias and Sefawynn seem to be getting along with the bandits just fine.  He gets confirmation of this when the leader turns out to be the real cop Ryan Chu.

FAQ: What If I’m Still Worried About the Ethics of Essentially Colonizing the British Isles, Influencing the Course of History for an Entire People? 

They explain here that if you're a bad person and you wanna do bad things, its your universe, no one else can judge you.

If you're a good person and you're worried you might have a negative impact,  theyve got a wonderful book to sell you with stories of how good people have had a significant possitive impact on their dimensions. 

Chapter Twenty-Seven 

Ryan is playing the part of Robin hood and its going really well.  They're gonna work together to take down the criminal.  This makes Johnny feel a little bad.  He didnt have a great plan, but at least it was his.  Now hes just going along with Ryan's plan. His previous uselessness gives him an idea.  Somehow it will involve ruining his relationship with Sefawynn. 

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Chapter Twenty-Eight 

Ryan and Johnny put in a bit of a show at the campfire of arguing about their past.  Johnny goes into the forest and talks to his wight.  Earth people are killing the wights. Not on purpose,  but just being near earthlings kills wights.  

Johnny's plan works,  Sefawynn is looking at him romantically again.

(New!) Better than True Life™ Experiences 

Chapter Twenty-Nine 

They talk through the plan and talk about life, mostly why Johnny's is bad.

Chapter Thirty 

Some knoodling here with John and Sefawynn.   He's really feeling her and vice versa. But he knows he cant stay.  This place is special because of its magic and hes hurting that magic.

Part Three Marginalia 

Part Four: No Refunds . 

FAQ: What If I Don’t Like My Dimension? Are Refunds Available? 

NO!!!!!!

Also, your contract includes a kind of NDA where you aren't allowed to say anything bad about them on social media

Chapter Thirty-One 

They make it to the big city and get moving to their appointed spots to enact the plan.  Lots of refugees because vikings are attacking up and down the coast.  John has the sudden realization that even if they won today and all the earthlings died or went home, these people were still screwed.

Chapter Thirty-Two 

The plan appears to have worked.  Johnny's group has success out front, he hears a bell ringing to indicate Ryan was successful inside.  But now the town is being attacked by vikings. 

Chapter Thirty-Three 

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This whole thing was a trap Ulric setup to get Ryan's beacon and call in reinforcements.

John gets to the inside and sees Ryan tied up.  Someone else is tied up next ro him.

It's Jen!!!!!1!!!!one!!!!

Chapter Thirty-Four 

Jen was Ryan's person on the inside.  She started working for Uric as a midevilest and ended up coming over to this dimension way faster than expected. 

Then her grandma told John she was dead.

They get the portal setup and Ryan and Jen piece out.

Also, Jen was cheating on John with Ryan basically for as long as they've been dating.

All of these people suck.

You know who doesnt suck?  Sefawynn,  she's out there fighting the vikings with her magic all alone.

Chapter Thirty-Five 

OK, she's not fighting.  Shes out there doing boasts. Still scary when there's vikings attacking the city.

Also, Thokk! Is Wodens brother.

Thokk shows john that there's wights every where.  Sefawynn tells woden to fick off and the wights are inspired.  A viking starts to attack her and a wight makes his sword fall to pieces. 

Then the wight makes the Viking fall to pieces.

John moves to attack the vikings. Thokk stops him.  This isn't his battle.  His battle is with the people from his world. 

He's gotta fight Quinn so he can destroy the portal.

Chapter Thirty-Six 

The fight goes badly because quinn has full plating and John just has arm plating.  

Ulric comes in with a couple more guys.  You'd think he'd just shoot John and move on with his plans.  But no, he likes to watch his pee ons fight.  So he lets the fight go on.

John has a sudden realization that he's bad at pretty much everything. But hes great at one thing.

Lying!!!!!!

So he lies. He tells them due to the fun magical probability stuff of this dimension he just guessed the password to bring all his shielding online.  This freaks quinn out and John

Kicks

His 

Ass

John throws quin through the portal to the police station. He destroys the beacon.

Ulric shoots him.

Then Ealstan,  who we thought was killed by Ulric's goons, uses a gun with a goons arm still attached to shoot Ulric to death.

The Wizard’s Burden 

You're a wizard Johnny

- Rubeus Hagrid

Chapter Thirty-Seven 

Johnny has a plan.  He's gonna commit suicide so he doesn't hurt this world anymore.  He jumps off a peir in said attempt.  Unfortunately, the water is very shallow.  Thokk is there to make fun of him.  She tells him he can stay.  In fact, he must stay to protect Sefawynn. His disruptiveness to the wights and and Woden will protect her.  But he needs to keep moving.  If he stays somewhere longer than a month his disruptiveness will kill the wights in the area.

So he and Sefawynn will wander around and have adventures i guess.

Part Four Marginalia 

Epilogue 

This is from Thokk/Logna's point of view.  Watching John and Sefawynn go from town to town telling the story of how they defeated Woden.

Postscript 

About the Author 

Also by the Author Copyright

THE FRUGAL WIZARD’S HANDBOOK FOR SURVIVING MEDIEVAL ENGLAND

Part 1

This guy's not a wizard,  he's a cop.

He makes friends with a lady thats a conn artist.  Her little  is taken by some criminals the cop knows.

He is gonna ride a horse with the conn artist lady and the old man the conn artist lady and her brother were staying with.

Part 2

Ch 11

The cop is bad at horse riding. 

His only useful skill is drawing.

Also, he thinks this might be an england that was taken over by vikings.  Vaguely between 500 and 1000 AD.

Ch 12

Cop thinks of drawing a map of england to try to figure out where in England they are but he runs out of ink.

He hears horns.

There are viking ships.

This is bad.

Faq

There is not very likely to be a universe where Earth's dominate species at this point is talking bananas.  Every now and then they find a dimension with Neanderthals as the dominant species.  But the vast majority they've found are humans and of those most have an English speaking England.  What they've found even more of is dimensions where earth is a barren wasteland. 

Ch 13

Viking ships

Cop is ginna do something about it so they don't kill everyone in the village.

The girl/lady (im not sure about her age) concocts a scheme to make the  oat vikings think hes really an elf with powerful magic and scare them away.

Ch 14

Give or take a bit the bluff works.  But some unseen force is helping the cop.  I'm guessing its a camouflage drone or something.  But in this moment, he'll be damned if he doesnt fully believe its a magic spirit of some kind.

Our fantastic packages. 

Appearantly there are lots of dimensional tourism companies.  

This one is frugal.  But they have lots of avenues for people with money to spare. 

Ch 15

The vikings had a prisoner. They bargained for his release expecting him to be one of theirs.  He's not, he's Persian. He's here to spread the word of Allah,  but he doesn't call it that.  Fun tidbit,  in this dimension the romans tried to crucify Jesus but Muhammad,  our whatever hes called here saved him.  For a short beautiful time Muslims and Christians were cool.  But that....

...was a long time ago. 

Faq

You know how there's criminals the cop knows in his personal dimension?  This chapter explains how this is impossible. 

Ch 16

Cop reads the bits of guidebook he could find.  He doesn't find it helpful.  But he does believe in norse gods now because of a stack of little rocks that keeps restocking itself.

sea of tranquility part 4 to the end

Part 4 bad chicken 2041

Ch 1

Our time traveler is telling his sister about how eventually it will be the end of the world and that's why we gotta have colonies in other solarsystems.

There's a story about a guy who goes to a grave yard with his 4 year old daughter and they find a grave of a four year old abd its the end of the world for him liking graveyards.

Ch 2  pg 106

Timetraveler grew up in the same moon colony as olive the author.  Turns out hes not a fan that took a character from her book and took on the name.  His mom was a fan and named him after the character.

But he did have a mild fascination with her house.  When he was growing up a girl named Talia lived there.  Years later he ended up working for her in a hotel.

Ch 3 pg 114

It's his sister's birthday.  They both live in the good moon bubble. She tells him to come to her office.  She shows him the historical evidence of the blips we know he goes back in time to see.  But she doesn't talk about time travel at all.  She wants to talk about how maybe the whole world is a simulation and thise blips are glitches in the program. 

Ch 4 pg 129

Sister talks about how the best way to investigate whether or not we live in a simulation is to go back in time to investigate these instances. 

There's a lot of.people in moon jail for attempted time travel.

But his sister works at the time institute and we know he traveled back in time so it'll be neat to see how it happens.

Ch 5 pg 132

Sister admits she's time traveled and now she hates it and never wants to do it again.  Time traveler says he wants to be the one to investigate the simulation hypothesis. She says no.

It'll be fun to see how that turns into a yes.

Ch 6 pg 138

Sister is ghosting time traveler. He decides to ambush her at work. Instead,  he runs into a guy they grew up with.  He works there too.  Sister is RIPSHIT about this whole thing.  But childhood friend is willing to set up an interview for him.

Funnest but of this is when Timetraveler and childhood friend are talking about how time travel itself makes childhood friend believe in the simulation theory because no matter how much they seem to fuck up the past it seems to heal itself pretty quickly so the affect on the present is always minimal.

Ch 7 pg 147

Remember Talia that was in the author's house as a kid that also works at the hotel that time traveler does?  Turns out her parents were time travelers.  And when a mission went wrong, they got dropped like a bad habit. She knows she cant convince him not to go, but she tells him to be aware that when things go bad at the time institute, he'll be thrown out like trash.

Ch 8 pg 153

Time traveler gets the time traveler job.  But hes gotta train for 5 years.

Ch 9 pg 157

S8ster is ti.e travelers support person.  Shes injecting travkers into him and telling him how to use stuff.

Ch 10 pg 161

Time traveler goes back in time and talks to the man that plays the violin music that shows up in all the blips.  He plays the violin at the Oklahoma city airship terminal

I wonder how long we would have to use airships rather than airplanes before people started calling airports airship terminals.

Sister is not impressed with his efforts

Part 5 pg 269 last book tour again.

Time traveler tells author to gtfo and she does and she's grateful to still be alive with her husband and daughter on the moon and also she's super duper rich now that her pandemic book is super popular during the pandemic.  But she actually feels a little bad about it and avoids the topic when she can. She does not feel good about benefiting from other people's misery.

Part 6 pg 197 morella and Vincent/ file corruption 

Time traveler is in trouble but not FUCKED like I thought he'd be.  His sister's life sounds sad.  All she has is this job that she kinda seems to hate.

Ch 2 pg 202

I was confused at the beginning of this when he talks about how when he's transported to 1994 it looks it did in 1912.  But in this book he hasnt gone back to 1912 from his point of view yet.

He sees Vincent and the anomaly happens and he feels like he is truly in all three places at once.  He's here in 1994, here in 1912 with Edwin St Andrew and in the Oklahoma city airship terminal way in the future with Olive the author. 

Ch 3 pg 206

Time traveler messages sister to say he's seen the anomaly and it's resl.

Ch 4 pg 207

Time traveler goes back to the present.  Sister tells him he's been taken out of commission and consequences are right around the corner.  

He's like, you gotta help me.  She does and sends him back in time.

Ch 5 pg 209

New York city 2007.  This is another art gallery party.  Hes hoping to talk to Vincent and avoid Mirella.  He is able to talk to Vincent alone but only for a minute.  But long enough for her to confirm that during the blip she heard violin music and what sounded like hydraulics. 

Part 7 of 215 Remittance 1918, 1990, 2008

Time traveler goes back to 1918 to talk to Edward st Andrew.  Edward returned from the great war and a lot of trauma.  Time traveler explains to Edward that what happened in Vancouver was real.

I don't understand how this interaction benefits the time traveler as it's not really Edward confirming it as it is time traveler telling him what's what.

Ch 2 pg 223

Time traveler did this for Edward so he wouldn't end up in an insane asylum.   He actually ended up dying of the influenza 2 days before he had previous to time traveler's intervention. But at least he died knowing he was of sound mind and the traumatic things he saw were real.

Ch 3 

Time traveler is back in the present.  His punishment is that he's to be taken to another time and dumped there.

Ch 4 

Another time traveler comes with Gaspary and shoots a couple dudes and goes back to the future successfully framing Gaspary  for murder.  Just like Mirella describes he recognizes her and shouts her name.  She didn't know he would be drugged to help facilitate the frame job.  But it informs me as to why he's doing something so pointless. 

Ch 5

Prison sucks, but Gaspery is ok with it cause he saved Olive's life and Edward's sanity.

Part 8 pg 231

Ch 1-3

Gaspery has been in prison for 16 years and his sister shows up to break him out.

Ch 4

Gaspery is in a farm near Oklahoma city in 2173.  For reference,  this is 23 years before his interview with the violinist.

Ch 5 pg 240

Gaspery doesnt leave the farm for fear of being discovered by the time institute.  But the elderly couple that runs the farm will soon need help.  So he gets facial reconstruction surgery so he can go out in the world.

Ch 6 pg 242

Talia is here.  I hope to get some sort of vengeance. 

Ch 7 pg 244

Talia tells Gaspery how his sister got her oit to the far colonies, which are beautiful,  but underground. Then she sent her here.

Ch 8 pg 246

They get married. 

Ch 9 pg 247

Gaspery,'s plan is to learn to play the violin and become the okc air terminator violin guy.

Ch 10 pg 248

Talia dues if an aneurism. 

Ch 11 pg 249

He's gonna take his dog with him

Ch 12 pg 250

Turns out Gaspery is the anomaly at the end of the book.

Ch 13 pg 253

We get the violinist interview from the old Gaspery's point of view.

Acknowledgement

Surprise!!! You're the monster at the end of this book.  You're only here because your ancestors committed genocide on the people who lived here before us.

sea of tranquility parts 1 through 3

Part 1 Remittance 1912

Ch 1 pg 3

Edwin is a rich boy, he is from England and hes been banished to Canada. 

Ch 2 pg 5

Edwin lives in Halifax and then visits a friend in sesquachawan. 

You should watch the show corner gas.  It's streamable in many places.

Ch 3 pg 11

He visits a friend in Victoria BV and likes it much better.

Ch 4 pg 13

Flashback to the incident that got him banished.

His mother and father and talking about their time in India. Edwin points out that the Indians dont much like to have been colonized.  Somehow this prompts his father to ask if he's a Christian. Edwin isn't sure he is.  Now hes banished to Canada.

Ch 5 pg 19

Edwin has decided Victoria is TOo much like England.  He goes with Thomas up Vancouver island to a logging camp.  He never goes to the logging camp.  He just sits around the boarding house and plays chess.

Ch 6 pg 25

Edwin wanders about some.  He runs into some native girls.  He feels the sad hypocrisy of his life that he's against colonization, yet here he is colonizing.

Ch 7 pg 27

Edwin goes into the forest and in a clearing made by a maple tree has a run in with a preist.

Ch 8 pg 29

One page trying to explain an odd experience Edwin had.

Ch 9 pg 30

Edwin throws up and goes to the ocean to wash it off and has a bad go of it.

Ch 10 pg 31

Edwin goes to church. The priest says his name is Robert and just yesterday came to replace father Frederick. But Edwin knows that's a lie.  No ship has come in for a while.  Any ship that comes or goes is the talk of the town for weeks.

Father Frederick shows up and father Robert is nowhere to be found.

Father Robert is a space alien.  That's the impression that i get.

Part 2 pg 27

Mirella and Vincent 2020

Ch 1

There's so many dead people in this chapter.  Vincent (she/her) is dead.  Her husband Johnathan had been running a Ponzy scheme and Mirella's husband Faisal was a victim and committed suicide.  

Mirella went to a video art show Vincent's brother Paul was putting on.  He says its a video his dead sister made.  This is how Mirella found out Vincent was dead.

In an after show chitchat someone shakes Paul's hand and immediately puts on purrel and talks of Wuhan.  A man named Gaspery Roberts says Covid 19 isn't spread by hand.  Everyone else looks at him like his an alien.  His response to this is "It's only January. "  i suspect Gaspery Roberts is a time traveler.

After the show Mirella goes out for drinks with Paul.  Paul tells her Vincent died falling off a boat.  She was a cook on a container ship.

Mirella needs to decompress having learned how her former friend died.  She goes across the street to a park.  Gaspery roverts joins her and says he investigates stuff like the weird blip that was on Vincent's video.  Mirella says she remembers him.  From when she was a child.   He was getting arrested on an overpass and called her name.

She realizes that's crazy and runs away and grabs a cab home.

Gaspery is probably father Robert from part 1.

Ch 2 pg 55

Chapter 1 was in New York city. This underpass story was when mirella was 9 years old in Ohio.  She ran away from home to New York when she was 16.

In the taxi, mirella remembers the underpass incident.  She's absolutely certainly it was Gaspery.  

Ch 3 pg 58

Mirella goes to a friend's party. This is a friend she's had for a long time. At the party she has a pleasant memory of a time she and Vincent and her husband were on the balcony of this house.  Mirella realizes she doesn't love her girlfriend anymore.

She tells a fortune teller that she wants to kill Johnathan. 

Part 3 pg 64

Last book tour on earth

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Ch 1 pg 66

Just kidding, this part doesn't have any chapters.

It's all about a woman named Olive who wrote a book about a pandemic and she's on a book tour while there might be a pandemic starting in Australia. 

There's a lot of very similar stuff going on over and over again as she does her book tour.  Lots of rides with cabbies and similar interviews and calls home to.her husband who might be working on a building that's specifically for time travel research. 

Then on page 97 she meets our time traveler. Funny story, he has the same name as a character in her book. 

He's acting the part of a reporter and asks about a bit in her book where a man is transported. And if its based on something that happened in her real life at the Oklahoma city airship center.

She says she'll talk about it off the record.  She doesnt wanna Come off as eccentric. 

ch 18 to the end The gate of the Feral Gods

Ch 18 pg 270

Let's see if I can get a good picture of this little drawing they have for this chapter. 

Nope, upside down.  Better luck next time.

Carl and Donut go on the show.

Their new awful PR lady Loita is there.  

She doesnt wear fancy armor like Zev, or anyone with common sense should.  She just has a rebreather that sprays water on her gills so she can exist out of the water.

It's less of a show and more of a commercial taping.  There's a script and everything.  Carl goes off script a little.  Like it matters.  It's just a taping.  But Carl says something about it mattering in the dungeon. I dont get it.

All of a sudden there's an explosion. It was in the green room where Loita is.  It was the donut robot toy.  Carl did something to make it explode.

Loita is dead.

This is Wonderful.  As a kid asking for something for Christmas and then waiting for it and then getting it is great.  Being a grownup and wanting something and then buying it immediately is even better.  This is what that feels like. 

Ch 19 pg 285

No picture

They are brought in to speak with a Syndicate representative. 

He asks how many aliens Carl thinks humans have killed during this crawl.  Carl says 0.

15

The previous high was 3.  The Syndicate person asks of they have an opinion on why there are so many this time.  Carl blames it on the Kua-Tin cheaping out on security. 

The syndicate guy explains to Carl how Carl did it.  Carl denies it.  Also says, if there was real proof, they wouldn't be having this conversation.  There's not enough firm evidence so Carl gets to go.  The syndicate guy tells him it was the Kua-Tin that decided to let him get away with murder.  Carl's ratings are more valuable than justice for him killing Loita.   The syndicate guy warns him, there's rumors that his people will be taking over on the 6th floor and they will not be so lenient. 

Also, they've been in stasis for 5 days.

Ch 20 pg 299

5 days is an eternity Katia is back in the top 10

Most of the previously level 20 people have been whipped into shape and are nearly level 30

They had to tear the top floor off the baloon house because the game wouldn't let the stairwell on that floor leave this area of the bubble.  Now they have a fun baloon house they can take anywhere

 

The castle on the land is a sand castle.

There's two options here

1. Open the valve that will drain the tomb back to the sea and that will wash the sandcastle away.  Problem with that is the nage with the winding box would wash away with it and the titular gateway would be lost to them

2.  There's a lightning rod that's connected to a door frame.  When the storm starts, lightning will hit that rod and the doorway will become a portal and they can go inside the sandcastle and fight the mage so they can get the box and open the titular door.

They go with option 2.  Problem is the door only stays open for.a few seconds so only Carl, Donut and Katia are gonna go in and fight the mage.

Ch 21 pg 314

They go through the castle and they find the mage.  His backstory is sad and pathetic. 

Carl knocks him out with one punch and steals his box.

He's the npc, kinda like Bonnie in the baloon house. 

The boss they gotta fight is an ooze.

It's also basically immortal in that it can regenerate from a remaining piece that's the size of a grain of sand.

But Carl doesnt need to kill it.  He just needs to neutralize it so he can get into the thrown room and win the level.

Ch 22 pg 332

The problem here is the ooze has spread.kinda everywhere.  If you touch it, you die.  They have to light its core on fire to get it.to contract.  So they use the hole spell from the room above where the oozes core is and they lower Carl down with a rope and he uses his sticky feet to fix to the ceiling of that room and then he drops flammable goo on It and lights it on fire and its WAY TOO HOT and it melts the glass and the whole level is collapsing. Carl tells Katia to leave and the people outside to turn on the water that will wash away the sand castle.  Long story short Donut and Carl make it to the ocean Barely alive and there's sharks and stuff and Donut FREAKS OUT!!!

CH 23 PG 349

There's lots of details and maybe jokes that i dont care about.  The important part is Carl gets out of the water with Donut and they reunite with every one. 

Also, Mordecai says hes making progress with the root vegetable Carl got from the pacifist group.

Ch 24 pg 364

They get back to home base and open up boxes and talk about future plans.  Somehow they get a map of the 9th floor and this makes Carl think, maybe we can use the titular gate to get to the 9th floor.  Mordecai tells him he cannot.  He also talks a bunch about how this whole thing with tourists works.  People on the 18th and 9th floor can go to the 6th floor and start buying gear that crawlers have sold back to the game.

FORESHADOWING: Mordecai takes this moment to mention to Carl that he still needs to sell the crawler killer ring.  Calling my shot here.  The Meistro will end up with that ring.

This chapter ends with Katia stating that all of this is building up to Carl making a horrible decision. 

Chekhov`s root vegetable remains a mystery.

Ch 25 pg 380

I never understood why after the ocean level was beaten why the tomb level filled with water.  Its because after taking the castle, which in this case is a submarine,  the submarine started pumping water into the tomb.  I'm curious if this had to happen or if this is something Megan decided to do.  Either way, at this point the need to make their way to the submarine and turn off the pump so they can go into the tomb and pop the bubble.

Ch 26 pg 397

The group is Carl Katia and a couple guys we don't know.  Someone suggests they wear red shirts.

They get to the submarine without incident.

Except that there's some sort of giant thing below them.  If they don't make a scene they should be ok.

They're mostly to where they want to get, but then the Ptyradactle ghost that's supposedly tomb boss is there.  It does something that almost kills one of the guys.  

Then it leaves the sub heading down and hits the giant thing below the sub. 

On the bright side, the guy with the final piece to create the titular gate is down here.  So Carl has all the pieces he needs to start the apocalypse. 

 This is exactly the kind of thing they were trying to avoid.

The thing below them grabs the sub with its tentacles and drags them down to the bottom of the sea.

But wait, it gets worse.  They are attacked by an octoshark.

Ch 27 pg 409

The octoshark bites the sub in half.  The way this works in the wild is that the mommy octoshark bites something in half and then the babies eat the thing.  The babies are at the front of the sub trying to break in and eat everyone. Carl has an idea, he puts a bomb un the mini fridge and then everyone goes into the room with the stairwell.  At least that was the plan, but one guy goes for the escape pod.  He doesn't eject because they tell him it won't work cause they're inside the shark. The babies break in and Carl sets off the bomb.  It's a bomb he's infused with the bloodlust potion and all the baby octosharks start eating each other. 

There's a timer to indicate when the mom will swallow the half a sub that's in her mouth.  They have a two part plan to get out of here.  Part 1 is katia turns herself into something everyone else can hold onto and then shoots a rocket out her back so they are propelled forward.  Part 2 is Carl does his shield spell to stop the octoshark in its tracks so they can get away.  Part 2 works really well in that it kills the octoshark. Part 1 doesn't go so great and they end up crashing into the bottom of the sea.  Now that they're out of the sub, the sea pressure starts doing damage to them.  Also, they don't really have a good way to move up and also up is a layer of dangerous jelly fish.

On the bright side, the guy in the escape pod was able to eject right through the octoshark. The remaining red shirt wishes they had tried it when the octoshark was alive.

Desperate times call for desperate actions. 

They open up the titular gate.  The portal takes them to just outside of town so they can run to a safe room.

We will see how safe it is with a feral God on the loose.

Ch 28 pg 428

For such a long chapter i feel like not a lot happened.  Everyone is huddled in their safe room.  They open boxes and get cool stuff.  They're basically just waiting for the feral god to leave.  They get confirmation that it has left when other people from other bubbles start complaining about the fire god Emberus going around yelling for Orthus.  He's fucking up shit real bad for so many people.  Carl better do something. 

Ch 29 pg 447

They leave the safehouse and they see a giant two headed dog.  It is named Orthus.  It's not the Orthus Emberus is yelling for.  It's that dog's puppy.  The whole bubble gets a quest to save the giant puppy. Donut and others get into the house balloon and they are on healing duty.

At the same time they also have to kill the ghost Ptyradactle to get the  bubble open. They kill the ghost Ptyradactle with lightening.  The bubble opens and the lightening stops.

But the giant puppy is still being attacked by sharks.

Also Chris, being possed by Maggie is out there somewhere. 

Ch 30 pg 464

It just so happens they have a spell that attracts animals.

They get in a plane and fly away and start the spell and the.puppy follows.

They have a new quest to get the puppy to the god.

Unfortunately wveryone else has a quest to kill the puppy.

Quan, the only guy to open his legendary box is gonna try.

Ch 31 pg 477

Carl uses his invisibility potion on the dog

He worships the god and uses a holy grenade to summon him to where the dog is.

That solves that problem, but Quan is pissed off and he decides to fight Carl.  Luckily the holy grenade has a side effect that makes Carl invisible for a minute. 

It wears off, but Quan doesnt know that.  He tries to get away and somehow Carl rips his arm off.

Ch 32 pg 494

They've got a plan to help the people still in bubbles.  They give those people the titular gate in the desperado club.  Those people use the gate to go to Carl's bubble and then right out the staircase to the 6th floor.  The idea is those people get away and the god is stuck in the bubble.

Ch 33 pg 511

The plan works great.  They save a lot of people.

Katia is gonna leave the band.  

They do one last desperate thing with the titular gate.  They use it to send all the shapeshifters and other npcs to the 6th floor in the baloon house. 

Let's see what god comes out to ruin everything. 

Ch 34 pg 528

The neat thing about all these kids is that they fight each other and poof back to.the nothing. 

But one does not. It's a demon that's got a score to settle with their demigod possessed sex doll head.

Emergency platinum box from the pa ifists.

It's an attachment to Carl's xtera made to throw her.  He does just that and in doing so it summons her mother who kills the demon right away.

Everyone on the outside assumes Carl is going to use the titular gate to summon a god to the 9th floor to rake out the Maestro's family army. The powers that be send him a message saying its cool just thus once. So Carl gets to do this awesome thing without any backlash.   Nice.

Maggie/Chris shows up with the plan to steal the titular gate while they are preparing their 9th floor shenhannegans. Now we get the root vegetable reveal.  Mordekai has created a potion that will allow Carl to phase through magma rock. This allows him to reach into Chris's head and yank Maggie out.

Now Carl reveals his true plan.  The make a gate in the ocean to the 9th floor and it pretty much destroys the town in the center..everyone gets to the stairs to the 6th floor.  See you next book

Epilogue  pg 557

This is awesome,  its a bunch of little viewpoints from people outside of the dungeon.

The first one is from the perspective of the pacifist group thats bankrolling Carl. There's an unnamed woman and  a Dr Hu.

The root vegetable was not given so they could save Chris. It's for something else.

Someone named Sadir is talking to an animal in a cage.  It's a cat and it scratches Sadir and his blood is blue.  They're on earth, theyre going around trying to find a cat named gravy boat.

They're in Seattle and they're thinking why would anyone live here when the equatorial region was a paradise.

BRAD!!!!!!

He's working to rebuild society and keep everyone on New Queen Anne alive.

That selfish pile of human garbage Bea does not.  She just cuddles with a cat and cries.  People are sick of it.

None of that matters.  The cat is gravy boat.  The aliens are coming for them.  Brad is gonna make a move to take them out cause hes hot shit.  One of the aliens get shot.  A new alien is on the scene.  This alien gets on the phone to Odette.  She has plans for Bea.  It all sounds nefarious. 

Book 4 bonus material 

Backstage at the pineapple cabaret.

pg 573

Cock a doodle doo

Cock a doodle doo is a robot hamster.  He's tasked with creating a pet store part of the dungeon on the 17th floor.

He is doing this with two other hamsters.  All they seem to do is get excited about killing humans and have sex, but wait, it gets worse.  They're brother and sister.

So gross.

The entrance to the safe room is at the back of this pet store hes designing.  So if you wanna get to the safe room, you gotta go through this insanity theyre working on.

He remembers the little girl that was his owner.  He loved her with all his heart.  The other two hamsters are psychos and they wanna eat her face off.

All three of them were part of the endless stream of rodents the AI sent to punish Carl for not doing foot stuff.

He's setting up a couple of flame throwers as traps.  He suddenly has the fun idea, what if the flame throwers hit something flammable on the other end of the room.

He calls our immortal Gnoll friend from the 4th floor as hes in charge of booze. 

Cock a doodle doo ends up hanging out with grandma llama and shaman goblin and theyre scheming. If they can get immortal Gnoll on their side and then they can use him to get to the bottom of whatever it is Minerva is really doing here.  

The pineapple cabaret is a heaven like place that has been promised to these people.  There's a succubus that says that's bullshit.

Grandma llama introduces an orc named willow joy AKA jumping jen-jen.  She has a plan and somehow killing Cock a doodle doo is an important part of it, so he runs for his life.

ch 1 to 17 the gate of the feral God's by Matt dinniman.

This is a brand new book and some herkoff already water damaged it.

Diagram of the desert bubble

Ch 1 pg 1

On this new level they re unceremoniously dumped into a sandstorm.  They make their way to town.  The primary npc on this level is camel people.

They learn the objective here is to attack a castle in the sky.  They dont know how to fly, so thats a tall order.

The whole level is made up of these bubbles with four parts.  You cant move to another part until you beat the castle in your part.  Mordekai figures everyone else is useless and theyre gonna have to beat all 4 castles themselves.  16 days, 4 castles, 4 days per castle.  They better get to work.

Ch 2 pg 18

They make their way to a safe room and unpack all the achievements and boxes from the end fight of the previous level.

They talk to some friends that are in the ocean part of the bubble and theyre on boats and they don't know how to use them.

I should probably pay more attention in these types of chapters cause they are full of foreshadowing.   How do I know that?   Mordecai just told me.  He says pay attention to the loot boxes you get at the beginning of the level.  They usually foreshadow what's to come.  They get a lot of poison resistance and water breathing potions so there's gonna be a lot of water and venemous stuff.

Carl walks through the town and finds a house with a telescope on the roof.  He knocks on the door and a blank shapeshifter child shows up.  The child forms itself into a tiny Carl.  They go on the roof and Carl looks at the castle in the sky.  Lots of gnomes.  The boy tells Carl the reason this level is a wasteland is because there was a war with the gnomes and they bombed the hell out of this place.  Carl is able to use the telescope to look at one such bomb and the description says there aren't many left.

Ch 3 pg 38

They go out in the world intending to go to the other t0wn.  They fight a giant spikey lizard and that goes pretty well.  They take it out with ranged weapons.  Then there's a gnome airplane.  They think they're about to get bombed but it drops something and there's no explosion. But it opens up and it's a dead feral goose.  It's a neighborhood boss so they get a neigh map.  This was staged as an accident that the goose was supposed to be freed half way down but instead it didn't and dies on impact.  But Carl knows better.  They're trying to keep people from being free.  So they fgo back to t9wn.

Ch 4 pg 57

They build a sort 9f dunes buggy on tracks thing.  

They test it out a bit and they figure they're ready to head to the other town.  But before they can head out in earnest, they see the other town get bombed.  They head back to their town and watch the recap show.

Lucia mar kills another crawler completely unprovoked.  So maybe she is that bad.  More importantly we get to see exactly how, it's with a reflection spell.  Someone attacks her and the damage goes to whoever Lucia targets.  Mordecai thinks maybe its shown because the powers that be want people to try to kill her.

Ch 5 pg 75

They go back to the bar to rally the troops .  Two important things come of this.  The first is that the shapeshifting sex workers are super dangerous. So be nice to them.  The second is there are two guys that have been drunk this whole time and one of them has a super powerful spell.  So mordecai detoxes them.

Ch 6 pg 87

They teleport over to city hall and carl makes it down to the hostage.  So he gets rewarded for finishing that mission and now theres a save the hostage mission.  This area is confusing as its on the border of the sky and tomb areas.  Carl finds a map of the tomb area, but that doesnt help him cause he cant go there.  Also I guess the hostage is in the tomb area because some crawlers from the tomb level kill said hostage.

Ch 7 pg 105

Carl and the crawlers that killed his hostage meet up in da club.  Carl has Katia draw them a map of their area.

Their Zev replacement sucks.  I hope she dies.  They get new sponsorships.

Ch 8 pg 120

I have 4 days.  40 pages a day.  I should be able to do that.

Carl gets an add on to show speed and altitude from his original sponsor. I expect eventually there will be flying and it will be very useful. 

His new sponsor is a pacifist group so Carl is not optimistic about this  box even though its silver. 

It turns out to be a very rare root vegetable. It grows under dirt that's covered in Lava.

My personal hope is that somehow this pacifist group is related to the anarchist cook book and Carl will find an awesome way to use it in there.

The storm comes and goes.  Everyone is still alive, no bombing yet.  But a giant bionic bird flies by and Carl is thinking he can test his newly crafted missles on it.  It's a burrough boss and the last time anybody engaged with this thing it destroyed a town.

Ch 9 pg 129

Carl distracts the shapeshifter kid with the telescope while donut steals the telescope.  On the bright side, he does tell the kid if there's a bombing he should go to the Toe as its the only true safe room.  So its not 100% bad.

Carl takes the group out to do battle with the giant bionic bird.  Hes got 4 missiles.  Donut got an upgrade to her glasses from her sponsor.  She's disappointed it's not a new thing.   Mordecai explains that this is how sponsors work a lot of the time.  They send you a really useful thing and then they keep sending you upgrades to that thing.  In the end you have something that's of legendary quality but much more cost effective than sending such an item all fully upgraded.

The plan with the missiles is to hit from miles away.  They created two stage rockets for this.  The first rocket they shoot at the bird doesn't do well, it explodes prematurely shortly after the second stage rocket fires off.  Carl is gonna risk it for the biscuit.  He tells Katia to head toward the bird.  This seems I'll advised, the bird has basically a giant chainsaw it dangles beneath them.  Really it's a bunch of buzz saws connected on a large steel pole.  So very scary.  This time Carl shoots from much closer and he fires 3 missiles at once.  It loses a wing and plummets to the ground and donut finishes it off with magic missles.

Before they can celebrate their achievement,  there's an announcement that something much more important has happened.  Chris from the old folks home has liberated the ocean area.

Ch 10 pg 144

They go back to town and Carl talks to a channeling disguised as a camel person about the proof of life process with the gnomes.  Maybe a changling can look like the gnome and fake it.

It doesnt work

Carl gathers a bazillion npcs into their private room.

All of a sudden Carl gets a mission.  Save the town.  He's got an hour and 15 minutes until the bombing starts.

Ch 11 pg 161

I dont remember exactly why but the gnomes send down a baloon to retrieve the gnome hostage.  Donut has cast her zombie spell on him so when the gnomes check, it confirms its him.  They also test everyone to make sure theyre not changelings.  Katia is the chair that the zombie gnomes is in.  Whe. The zombie spell wears off, she uses her shapeshifter skills to form a representation of him so now she's the chair and him.

Seems like the plan is a success.

Ch 12 pg 176

There's another part of the plan thay unfolds.  The guys on the ground shoot missles at the flying fortress to take out the planes.  It goes really well.  Katia secures herself to the baloon basket and donut casts hole on the bottom of the basket and the gnomes fall to their doom.

They blow up some other stuff on the flying fortress and there's a notification that they saved the town.  Huge success.

They jump out of the baloon and they all take a potion that results in them staying alive when they hit the ground.  It's very painful.

Zev chats at them.  Yay!!!  Shes obviously gone through some sort of brainwashing so not yay.  

Im psyched to see whats in this platinum box Carl gor for saving the town.

Ch 13 pg 190

The AI is angry with Carl.  It wants to see him smoosh things with his feet and Carl refuses to play its game.  So the AI sends an endless wave of feral gerbils and doesn't stop until Carl gives in and gets to smooshing.

They open some boxes.

Chris shows up.

Ch 14 pg 207

Talia gets an emergency sponsor box and she goes to open it.  Also their views are going through the roof.  Seems the viewers know something about Chris that we dont.

They do and its a doozy.

Chris isn't really Chris.  It's Maggie (Frank's wife that wants to kill Carl) controlling Chris as she is a mind worm.  

That is fucking nuts.  But with the previous advice Maggie got from her advisor it shouldn't surprise me that she ended up something insane like a mind worm.

Now it makes perfect sense why Chris killed Frank cause it was Maggie the whole time.

Chris/Maggie Chraggie 

If this stays a thing im sure mr dinnamon will have a much funner couple name for them.

Talia comes back and shoots Chraggie with a bolt.  It's a special petrification bolt.  Chraggie can't move.   But temporarily Chris isn't under Maggie's control so he can chat.

Chraggie had a god summoning orb.

Chris chats that the plan was to summon the god of suffering to make Donut and Carl suffer.

There seems to be a plan that Talia's sponsor can see that results in Chris getting free from Maggie and that's why she sent these paralysis bolts.  But they cant figure it out.  Mordekai says he could whip up something if they had materials from the 6th floor.  But they don't. They have no choice.  Carl is going to kill Chraggie. 

But instead donut opens a hole beneath Carl and Chraggie.  Carl goes down a bit and hits the force shield between the sky area and the tomb area.  But Chraggie has already defeated their castle and they are free to go anywhere and they fall quite a ways down into the Tomb.

Carl realizes he needs to know what the viewers know, so they buy the upgrade that allows them to see their supporters chats.

Ch 15 pg 223

Carl and donut take a plane up to the castle.  The castle is just a house that's being held up in the sky.  There's an evil little girl named Bonnie. You know she's evil becuase she's wearing a Dallas Cowboys jersey.

Ch 16 pg 238

Turns out Comandante Kane committed suicide in a creative way in that he bought his daughter an exceptionally dangerous pet that killed him.  

Carl looks his corpse.  Lots of gold and a watch that's used to form the titular gateway of the feral God.

Speaking of Feral things, the pet is a level 53 feral goose and it quickly dispatches the Mongo duplicates guarding the roof.

The goose is pretty kickass.  It kills anything it sees other than Bonnie.  It nullifies all magic.  It shoots teeth out like its a shotgun.  It also appears to be invisible becuase nothing they do hurts it.

Carl figures out the trick when he himself is tricked into thinking Bonnie's lemonade is the solution. It's not and it pisses him off and he throws the lemonade pitcher at the goose and it does damage.  It's marked as an Environmental. What Carl figures out is that only things in this environment can hurt her.  Things like the kitchen's garbage disposal. Goose head in the garbage disposal ends the fight.

I'm a little disappointed Carl didn't get some sort of goose pate accomplishment.

Ch 17 pg 254

The head changling is rebuilding 

Carl is helping

Their awful new pr person tells him to stop that, people dont care about NPCs

I hope she dies

They are getting ready to go on an infomercial for a toy that looks like Donut and says some of her catch phrases.

We're left with Carl saying hes made a decision to do something.  I hope its killing the new PR person 

End of ch 17 pg 269