hogfather chapter 9 and 10

Ch 317

Sideney is the wizard teatime hired. He gets one of the tooth fairy's locks open with green. Medium Dave is trying to tell teatime about Susan but teatime doesn't want to listen. He just tells medium Dave to deal with it. Medium Dave also tells him violet Is missing. Teatime 

reminds him that she should be dead cause he told medium Dave to kill her. But medium Dave doesn't kill women. So she's still alive.

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chiclrnwire finds violet and the oh God of hangovers . He gets eaten by a wardrobe. 

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Death is explaining himself to riddicully. He is dressing up as hogfather cause if there isn't enough belief in hogfather on hogwatch eve, the sun won't rise to make hogwatch happen.

They find chickenwires body in one of their wardrobes. 

Death tells hex to believe in hogfather 

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Susan finds sideney trying to Crack the safe. Teatime 

catches her by surprise and grabs Death's sword. The safe cracking is going well.

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Teatime says sideney can leave and he gtfos. But he ends up in a nightmare with his childhood bully.

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Teatime tells Banjo to hurt Susan. Banjo won't cause their ma said not to hurt girls. This summons a demonic version of their ma that kills medium Dave. Banjo is now oobviously not on teatime side. Teatime pulls deaths sword and it doesn't work. They are in a place where there's no death so death's sword has no blade. Teatime attacks Susan and ends up falling down the stairs and dieing. Susan opens up the safe and finds the tooth fairy who turns out to be THE boogeyman. 

Susan tells Banjo he's in charge now. The oh God of hangovers and violet are going to hang out and help.

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The auditors are arguing about what went wrong and who's to blame. Thus us very hard for them cause they're a hive mind. They might have to do something risky. 

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Susan is ready to go to bed. Death shows up and is all, nah you can't do that yet. We've stopped teatime from compelling children to not believe in hogfather. But 

that doesn't mean they start believing again.

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Teatime materializes at the wizard university and they bring him back to.life. Worse than that, deaths sword works and it can cut through everything.

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Death explains the auditors to susan.

Susan saves the hogfather from the auditors and the sun comes up.

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Back at the wizard school the senior wrangler is combing his beard.

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Death drops of Susan at home and invites her to hogwatch dinner. She says she'll be busy with the children. She invites in death for a cuppa, he says cocoa would be nice. Teatime is there with death's sword and he's threatening to kill Susan and death and the children. Susan kills him with a fire poker.

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A raven and the death of rats chitchat

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Death goes to a toyshop and buys a wooden horse for Albert.

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It's been a long night, Ridcully is gonna have a shower.

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Hex won't work if you take away their teddybear.

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Gawking found a magical marble in the fireplace. I wonder if this is the thing the hogfather coughed up when Susan gave him the heimlick maneuver. 

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The beggars go to the fancy restaurant begging and are rewarded with a meal of old boots and mud.

hogfather 7 and 8

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Susan and the oh God of hangovers go to deaths library to try find out what happened to the lady that works for the tooth fairy that has gone missing.  Fir a second I got real excited cause her last name starts with Bot just like mine.  I thought it would be my name and the book was about me and it was a never ending story kinda deal.  But it wasn't.   They find her book. She is in a prison.  She was abducted.  They're gonna go save her.

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Death gies to a poor person house.  He wants to give them everything in their list.  Albert is there too and he says no, poor people don't get everything on their list. What he gets is a little wooden toy and an apple.  Death says that's not fair and Albert basically says life isn't fair with a lot more words.

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Susan has a sword so thin that it's not visible to the naked eye.   It's deaths sword he uses to separate souls from bodies.

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Hex is writing something. Mostly error messages like put of cheese or insufficient data.  Hex proposes the theory that once people believe in a big God that faith 8s solidified as a thing and when people stop believing in said big God that belief has to go somewhere.   

They get to talking about Santa clause and realize that none of them believe in Santa Clause and they accidentally bring the cheerful fairy to life. She has no self confidence. It's fun that they believe in her enough to bring her to life but not enough for her to believe in herself. 

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The oragatang librarian is cold so he's stealing any fabricy thing he can to use as a blanket.  He left out sherry and a banana f9r the hogfather.  Bananas aren't fruit.  They're a type of fish.

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There are hogwatch carolers in the big city.  If you haven't got a hay penny God Bless you.

Death tells Albert that it's better to give than receive.   Albert says it's a lot more expensive. Flavor from poor characters duckman, coffin Henry, foul Ole Ron, Arnold and a talking dog.

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Ridcully is hanging out in the library waiting for the hog father to come.  

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Albert and death are flying about and death is eating fancy food.  Albert asks where he got it.  Turns out he stole it from a fancy restaurant. 

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Not sure how they got here, but Susan and the Oh God of hangovers are in a child's drawing with a green land, blue sky and yellow sun and blue water.  She has to find the house.  All child's drawings have a house.

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We're in the restaurant that death stole from.  They now have muddy old boots where their fancy food once was.  The manager is gonna make it work.  9ld boots for Christmas at a fancy restaurant. Spectacular 

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We're back with the assassins.  They're also in the child's drawing place, which is the tooth fairy house.  Turns out the tooth fairy owns a lot of property and makes tons of money renting it our.  

Banjo has the mind of a child in that he's naive.  Teatime is also childlike in that he does whatever he wants with no regard for consequences.  Medium Dave and chicken wire think about trying to run, but they know if they tried, teatime would find them and kill them.

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Ridicullly's efforts to stick around in the wizard university library waiting for the hogfather have paid off.  Death shows up to fulfill the librarians wish.list.  Ridcully immediately recognizes him and is all WTF? And death is all, ok, I'll tell you.

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The assasins are trying to get into the tooth fairy's safe.  It's hard.  The lockpick says he cant get past the magic locks and teatime has Banjo kill him.

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Susan makes it inside the tooth fairy's house just in time to see the lock picker bounce down to the bottom of the staircase and die.  There a giant conical pile of teeth.  Also the.locksmiths body disappeared  

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chickenwire sees Susan and telks teatime about her.  Teatime says to kill her.

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Susan runs up the stairs.

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Fancy restaurant is selling boot mudpies like crazy.

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Chickenwire and others go down the stairs after Susan and don't find her.  They also don't find the lockpick's body and thus is disconcerting.   They also discuss their childhood fears.

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Susan runs down a hallway and into a room to avoid chickenwire and company.   She tells the oh god of hangovers that with all those teeth the tooth fairy can control all those people. 

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Medium Dave and catseyye split up to go after Susan.  Catseye is attacked by shadows.

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Violet is the name of the tooth fairy's underling that Susan is trying to save.  All that's left of the shadow attack on catseye is his boots.  They find vilet and she gives rhem the lowdown on the kidnapping crew and shat she saw rhem do.

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Peachy is part of the assasin team and he has a crossbow.  So he points it at Susan and company and they are now his captives and he tells them to walk up the stairs.  Peachy also has a belief in the scissor man.  ✂️ when he talks to Susan about it, that's enough to really bring the scissor man into existence for real there.  So he runs away.

hogfather ch 5 and 6

Ch 5

The wizards make something that sobers up the God of hangovers.

There seems to be a bit of that thing where a thing becomes real because enough people believe in it.  For example,  there's a little elephant 🐘  that eats socks.

There's a thing with the wizards and the computery thing turning dumb and being cured of dumb Ness.

In talking to the computer they discuss how these things people imagined like the God of hangovers and the sock eater seem to be coming into existence because enough people believe in them.

Albert and death have a really real conversation about the meaning of hogsmass.  Albert says it's the winter solstice and a celebration that this is as dark as its gonna get and the suns is  gonna get back to doing an honest days work again.  Death tries to argue something else, but Albert isn't having it.

I'm declaring page 207 is the end of chapter 5 and the beginning of chapter 6

Ch 6

Susan can feel death stop pretending 2 be the hogfather and doing some death business. 

The God of indigestion just drops onto the table Susan's and the God of hangovers are hang8ng out near.

Right before he stopped being a floating consciousness and became a human shaped manifestation the God of hangovers says he had this experience with teeth.  Lots of small teeth.  DEATH of rats knows EXACTLY who this is.  The tooth fairy.

Death finds a dead tooth fairy guard in the snow and sends him to the great beyond. 

Susan goes to igor's bar with the raven and the Death of rats to get intel on the tooth fairy.

There's a neat thing where an old poor man is getting ready to eat his hogswatch beans and potatoes.   The king shows up and offers him awesome leftovers from his table.  The old man isn't interested because he doesn't wanna be beholden to nobody.  His beans may be bad and his potatoes may be a bit mouse bitten, but they're his and he don't owe nobody nothing.  Death shows up and tells the king to fuck right off.  He gives the old an a pigs head.

Susan learns that some of the tooth fairy's 🧚‍♂️ subcontractors have gone missing.  A girl that collected teeth and guy that collected teeth to take them somewhere. She asks the God of hangovers (who is trying beer for the first time.) If he knows how to ride a horse.

hogfather ch 3 and 4

Ch 3 pg 84

Death comes to Susan house to give presents to the children cause the hogfather is dead and someone's got to do it.  Susan is upset by this and demands that death explain himself.  But he doesn't,  he just keeps on to the next house.

Susan stops time and goes to deaths house.  Death's house now has a cat door and it's full of cats.

She gies6to deaths hourglass room where the days of people's lives go by.  She finds the Hogfather's hourglass has been smashed.

There's a thing about a bathroom in the wizard place.  What's a verruca?

Death stops in at the maul to make an appearance so people will believe in the real hogfather.

Ch 4 pg 124

Susan finds the God of hangovers and I guess that's important.