Uzumaki

 

Ch 1

Girl is main character.  Her dad makes pots.

Boy is girl's friend.  They still hang out even though he goes to high-school in a different town and has to take a train.  She waits for him at the train station for him to come back and they wall home together.

Boys dad has been acting weird.  He's really into spirals like you don't even know...

Boy's dad asks girl's dad to make him a spiral pot.  Girl delivers the pot to boy's dad and boy's dad says he doesn't need it.  He doesn't need any spirals cause he can make his own spirals now.  At which point he makes his tongue into a crazy spiral.  Girl does the only rational thing and runs away in terror.

Boy's dad commits suicide by bending himself into a spiral.

Ch 2 

Then things get weird.  When boy's dad's body is cremated the smoke in the sky becomes a spiral.  Then at a certain point boy's mom swears it looks like her dead husband's face.

Spirals are making her crazy.  It all goes to a horrible end when she stabs herself in the ear to get rid of her inner ear spirals and dies.

Ch 3

Girl has a friend with bangs.  Bangs is always getting hit on by boys.  She gives them all the cold shoulder.  That is until she meets girl's friend that's a boy.  She's claiming he's her boyfriend now that his parents are dead.  Bangs falls hopelessly in love with boy.  Boy funds out Bangs's horrible secret.  She has a spiral on her forehead that metiphorically sucks the boys in.  Having had his parents both die from wierd spiral stuff he's not into Bangs.  Bangs tells another boy to lure boy to the park.  Boy comes.  Bangs's spiral has gotten larger.  Like it's her whole face.  The other boy gets angry because bangs promised to go out with him if he lured boy to the park and now she says she won't. He hits Bangs and bangs literally sucks him into her head with the spiral.  It goes out if control at that point and she sucks herself into a spiral. 

Ch 4

Girl's father goes a little crazy in this one.  Remember when boy's father was cremated and the smoke created a spiral in the sky?  Well the thing I didn't care about was that the ashes then flew through the town and deposited themselves in dragonfly pond.  Girl's father took clay from the pond and used it to make pottery.  It looks fine when you mold it.  But when you fire it the pots and plates and what not turn all spirally and grotesque. Shenhannegans ensue and his kiln shed burns down.

Ch 5

Girl is friends with another guy.  This guy is in love with a girl.  Real forbidden romance Romeo Juliette situation. They do this fun thing where they stretch out their bodies and they twist together like snakes making whoopy. They swim out to sea together this way never to be seen again.

Typos are fun.

Ch 6

Girl's hair starts spiraling at the ends.  She's getting Hella attention for it. It's like that's what the hair wants.  Another girl LOVES the spotlight and her hair does the same thing.  It's a spiral hair dual.  Boy is like, fuck this.  The spirals killed my parents and I gotta take these spirals out.  But the hair ain't having it.  It kinda tries to eat boy.  But the boy ends up winning the day by cutting the hair.

Ch 7 

There's this other boy that likes girl.  He's annoying. She tells him he's not interested and he still keeps annoying her.  But that problem sorts itself out...

 But before he died he sent her a jack in the box as a present and it tells her it's all her fault and he's gonna come for her.

She tells boy about this and boy solves the problem by digging up the annoying body and chopping it to pieces.

Ch 8

Boys turn into snails in this chapter.  It's Hella gross.

Ch 9

The long dormant Lighthouse starts sending out wierd spiral light at night.  It makes people spin around uncontrollably. Kills some boats men.  Some dudes go to check it out and they never come back.  Girl's little brother checks it out.  The stairs to get to the top are impossibly long.  But they eventually make it and find the missing dudes.   Their bodies have been burned real bad.  Girl realizes it's almost sunset and the Lighthouse is about to turn on.  They start running down the stairs to get out.  One of her brother's friends doesn't make it.  I was legit scared we were gonna lose girl.

Ch 10

Pregnant women are drilling holes in people at the hospital and drinking their blood.

Ch 11

Girl is still in the hospital. 

This one is wild.  The pregnant women that were vampiring have their babies.  The babies can talk.  Also they grow back their umbilical cords and placentas and they look like mushrooms and the doctor harvests them and feeds them to people saying they're mushrooms.  The babies can talk.  They convince the doctor to put them back in the womb.  The mom then needs to drink blood to feed the baby.  The doctor holds girl for a mom with reemplanted baby unspirals her tongue and it's like a mosquito and she jabs ot into the neck...

...of the doctor.  The doctor dies, girl runs away.

Ch 12

Family reunion in july. How much of a beard can i grow in the meantime.

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Broken eye ch 34 through 66

 Ch 34 pg 225

Kip can't use the restricted library because his grandfather used his promacho power to stop anyone but him from using it.

Ch 35 pg 232

Gavin is still alive on the pirate ship.  The slave named Orlam unl9cks h8s chains.  Gavin kills some dudes and cuts the lines connecting the pirate boat to whatever boat they're attacking.  Gunner could have shot him to stop him, but he doesn't.   Now the ship with Zymon who's captain wants to kill gunner is after them.

Ch 36

Kip plays cards with his grandpa. His grandpa wants to find zymon and make him the next prism.  In return for the info he makes his grandpa promise to try to find Gavin.

Ch 37

Kip and his boys go to the library. They are in the most forbidden of libraries and they find that librarians have been moving stuff from other libraries here so people that can go to the other libraries couldn't read this stuff.

Ch 38

This chapter was worth the wait.  The broken eye takes Teia unto their bosom and tells her their story.  Of their people that found salvation after the prism war on the other side of the desert.  Of the prehistoric teaches they found from the original broken eye from before the time of prisms.  Of the first prism that was one of them and betrayed them to take over the world as the first prism.  They take all the blackmail items and melt them down and they offer her membership to their ranks.

Ch 39 pg 264

Gavin thinks maybe something good will happen if he gets stabbed by the luxin sword again.  The guy he asks is like, illl hold it, but you gotta run into it or something cause if it doesn't work like you think, I'll be keelhauled for murder.  It doesn't work.

Gavin argues they should go to Jasper and they'll get double the money than going anywhere else.  But the guy that was from the other ship that freed them in the first place is like, dude, no.  Your dad is primachos now and Last time you saw him he stabbed you.  If you go back to jasper he'll easily kill you now you can't draft.  And even if that doesn't happen, you and your dad are like two giant rocks and we're likely to get crushed between you.

Ch 40 pg 269 (nice)

Cruxer finds some stuff about how babies are sacrificed as part of the ritual to create a green god and suggests that maybe they just shouldn't look into restricted stuff anymore.  Maybe they find THE thing Kip has been looking for and it maybe would win the war but it's got a horrible cost.  Also, what if the other side figures it out and starts doing it even worse.  It's a pretty convincing argument. You wanna win, but what if winning turns you evil in the process.

But this is Kip's thing and he wants to do it and so everyone is just going to keep going along with it even through Kip doesn't even know what he's looking for.

Ch 41 pg 276

Kip and the rest of his black guard squad are doing whacky training drills.

Ch 42 pg 287

Gavin argues with orlan and tells fuckalot to hold onto the rifle f or him and he jumps into the sea before they get to Rath.

ch 43 pg 292

Gavin is trying to swim to shore.  It doesnt go well.  He almost gets hit by a boat and then he grabs onto its fishing nets but shenanigans ensue and he ends up trying to swim to the bridge support.  He thinks hes got a chance.  But then a dolphin kicks gis ass.

Ch 44 pg 298

Kips group does pretty good at the whacky training drills.

Ch 45 pg 308

Teia's part of the whacky training didn't go as well as hoped.  She's picked up a tail.  The team has a plan for such a scenario. The tailee tells a team mate who's tailing them and they take care of it.  But Teia's tail is really good.  He avoids them and gets to Teia alone.  Unfortunately for him she's real good at killing and he ends up dead.

Ch 46 pg 313

Gavin was attacked by trained dolphins and was brought to the strap or color or someone thats in charge here.  He decides the best thing to do is scream at the top of his lungs who he is and who his father is and whoever helps free him will be rewarded.

Ch 47

Things are rough for kip's blackguard team.  Tiea does not love that she killed a guy.  None of them are really enjoying things.

Ch 48 330

Kip and the black guards go down to the docks and a guy reads a loooong list of names of people that died in the war.

Ch 49

Teia is forced by the blind eye people to do a test where they shine color on her body while blindfolded and she has to tell them what the color is.  She does very well if the broken eyes are to be believed. 

Ch 50 pg 341

Karris is Teia's new handler for the white and Teia tells her the tale of the color skin test.  There's some stuff about how important secret identities are . But then karris shows Teia it's her .

Ch 51 pg 350

Ironfist and his brother do a demonstration fight amd it's got a real morphius is fighting neo kinda vibe.  I guess Ironfist's brother is gonna be involved in the future.

Ch 52

Karris and Marrisa have an awkward hangout. The Thirteen year old boy that wrote this scene really likes to make sure we're well aware that karris is insecure. 

Ch 53 pg 364

The color prince is making a new God.  This chapter is from the viewpoint of a lady that was at the freeing at garrison.  She's hecka smart and good at luxin. She thinks she would have been the god of she wanted to be, but she doesn't.  I don't blame her.

The color prince kills the guy that was going to be the god and says this lady is gonna do it.  

54 370

The white explains to karris that Marissa is in charge of the chromeria spies, but she needs Karris to be in charge of the exterior spies.

Ch 55 pg 373

Kip goes to the library in the middle of the night to talk to his favorite librarian and they talk about how the prism is anointed and kip comes up with a theory that the prism is appointed and they use the blinding knife to steal the power from the previous prism and give it to the new one.

Ch 56

Gavin is trying to talk his way out of dolphin lady's dungeon. But then someone comes in with the orange bane seed and claims it can tell when someone is lying and says he's a liar.

Ch 57 pg 393

Kip talks to the librarian and what he's found is that he can't find anything on the  black cards or light bringer.  So maybe they're related.

Ch 58 pg 400

Kip is training with Karris.  

Ch 59 pg 408

The lady with the orange bane seed is Ironfist's sister.  Gavin kills her with her own gun.

Ch 60 pg 416

The librarian that has been helping kip is told by a senior librarian about the blinding knife and how he's worried that if kips grandpa dies kip will keep the blinding knife for himself. He's also told he needs to shoot another librarian with a gun.

Ch 61 pg 422

Kip's war with grandpa continues. 

Listen to Mbmbam episode 528

Grandpa had someone fuck up his room and left a summons note. 

Grandpa wants the black cards.  Only problem is he can't live the cards cause he doesn't have the color blue.  Kip having the cards and all the colors can do it all.  

Ch 62 pg 436

I think this is kip.  He has the shimercloak card and he sees someone murder a red drafter and use an obsidian to steal their red drafting.  A lady takes the obsidian and puts it in a choker and tells the murderer that they will need to kill a prism to make a real shimercloak. 

Ch 63 pg 438

Teia gets word from Karris that kip is going to be murdered by black guards at the docks.

Ch 64 pg 440

Some black guards come to get kip claiming it's his turn to go out on the sea to try to find a bane or his father.  Kip knows it feels wrong,  bit goes along.

Ch 65 pg 441

Super cool fight scene where teia and rhe gang get the jump on the black guards trying to murder Kip.  Part if that whole deal kip hugs teia in like a way you don't hug a friend.

Ch 66 pg 451

Kip tells karris what happened a  couple times. Part if this is her wanting to know what happened. Part is training him to give better reports. 

I'm guessing because he has feelings for Teia, he asks Karris when she knew she loved Gavin.  Now, that's a hella hard question to answer with Gavin really being Dazen.  This conversation goes all sideways and ends with Karris saying YOU

ARE

NOT

MY

SON

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Summer sons

 Ch 1 

Narrator had a dead friend that recently graduated from THE Ohio state university. It's an apprarant suicide.  He doens't bel8eve it.  He's picking up said dead friend's car from the impound lot.  He has to Pay $223 for this.  He's all pissy about it even through he recently inherited over seven million dollars.  Another friend that was also friends with the deceised came along. Narrator wishes they had not.  Friend wants Narrator to go home. Narrator is going to get to the bottom of dead friends death as there's no way he would have committed suicide. 

Narrator drives his dead friends car and some sort of horrible ghost viewing that ng.  He thinks it was his dead friend.  This i s not new to narrator.  He has been seeing ghosts for three week s.

ch 2 pg 14

Narrator us named Andrew, room mate is named Riley. 

Apple Jacks are a shitty cereal.  Narrator should have had Cheerios oat crunch.

They are from Tennessee.   There was a thing six years ago with ghosts in a cave and they've been able to see ghosts ever since.  That's why they moved to Ohio and went to THE Ohio State University. Looks like Eddie (narrator's adopted brother and I'm guessing boyfriend even though no one has said that so far.  )  decided to come back to to Tennessee,  specifically to Nashville and Vanderbilt. 

I'm going to Nashville in September and I think I'm gonna take a tour of Vanderbilt because of this book.

Eddie says in his journal he can see ghosts and he sees them better than Andrew and he sees them best closest to their home town.  Andrew has a ghost attack him in his dreams but somehow Eddie's ghost saves him or wakes him up or something.  Maybe this ghost killed Eddie and made it look like a suicide.

Ch 3 pg 27

Riley comes home with his cousin a d Andrew is not having it.  They leave.  Riley comes back later with his girlfriend and Andrew is still not having it.  As Riley us leaving he suggests that Andrew get his shut together enough to attend class tomorrow.  Eddie had set up everything bought the books and all and Andrew just has to show up.  Andrew appears to do just that.  Riley comes home super drunk.  He's gotta teach class tomorrow morning.  Getting drunk was a mistake.  In his drunk Ness he says to Andrew he's on board with the ghost stuff and he wants to help.  This passes Amdrew right off.  Why would Eddie have told Riley all this? They didn't even tell their third wheel Del about this stuff.

Ch 4 pg 39

Andrew has one class and his student advisor, who was also Eddie's student advisor,  is in it and he doesn't like the roommate and kinda blames Eddie's suicide on him and his crew.  They go out to dinner and as per usual Andrew is just not having.it.  he goes home and sleeps without an evil ghost attack.  

ch 5 pg 50

He wakes up and goes to get his car.  He's been driving Eddie's car.

When he gets back there's a note from room mate saying he'll be home by 3.  It's Tuesday and Amdrew doesn't have class again til Thursday so he's just.kinda hanging.out.

He goes to campus to talk to student advisor and his faculty advisor.   She was working on stuff with Eddie and I guess Andrew is gonna pick it up.  The way he describes the student advisor as having a russet brown chest makes me think they should have relations.

Ch 6 pg 62

This is the saddest Fast and Furious movie.

Ch 7 pg 76

Nothing interesting happens in this chapter.  Narrator skips class and has a text fight with Del and looks for dead boyfriend's phone.

Ch 8 pg 86

Narrator goes to a party with room mate.  Room mate's bad cousin is the host of the party.  Room mate makes out with a guy named Ethan.  Narrator hears someone call room mate the F word and fight happens.  Of course a fight happens.  Narrator is furious and likes to drive fast.  Room mate is trans.  Narrator says hes not gay.

Ch 9 pg 101

On the way back home there's a ghost incident.  Riley wants to talk about it. Amdrew does not.

The amount of ignoring texts in this  book makes me itch.  

Ch 10 pg 114

Narrator doesnt give a fick about school.  He's just here to find Eddie's killer.

Ch 11 pg 127

Andrew and Riley go to Sam's to hang out.  It's a much more cosmopolitan crowd as Riley's girlfriend is there and was specifically not there at the party where the fight happened.  At one point there's a bit of a flashback to what I am choosing to believe was a three way with Del, Eddie and Andrew.

Lonely island song: its ok when it's in a three way.  It's not gay, when it's in a three way.  With a lady in the middle there's some leeway.  The areas Grey in a one two three way.

Tonight is about car racing.  Andrew races Riley's girlfriend and gets distracted by Eddie's ghost and loses pretty bad and freaks out to get out of the car and throws up.

Ch 12 pg 138

Andrew goes to a graveyard and has a fun ghost thing where he sees Eddie die.  He doesn't see the wrist slashing happen but as Eddie is bleeding out, he sees he doesn't want to die.

Ch 13 pg 151

Ethan and Andrew race their Toyota Supras around on the highway.  They go to a rave party at a ladies house and they do drugs.  They talk a lot about Eddie.  The big revelation is that Sam doesn't wanna talk about the ghost stuff cause he's ashamed of his whacky hill witch grandma.   Room mate is down with it though.  Of course, all the ghost stuff is an alagory for gay so that makes hella sense.  But if Eddie was trying to get Sam to talk about ghost stuff tha obvious conclusion is that they were both closeted together maybe or something. 

More than anything,  everyone assumed Andrew was Eddie's boyfriend.

Ch 14 pg 164

Sam takes Andrew to where Eddie's buddy was found.  Andrew uses his ghost powers to se Eddie didn't die here.  His body was dragged here.

Ch 15 pg 174

Andrew tells Riley about his ghost experience with in the woods.

Ch 16 pg 185

Andrew finally meets the professor in person.  Turns out she knew Eddie's parents and all about their past. A drew just can't even so he gies to Sam's house and they drink a Sixer while they drive around. 

Ch 17 

Andrew and Riley start looking into Eddie's academic stuff and there's Hella stuff missing. The theory is maybe he stumbled upon something dangerous in his research and that's what got him killed.

Ch 18 pg 208

Andrew meets with the professor and she doesn't have the stuff from Eddie he's looking for but she does have notes based on the interviews he told her about.

Del shows up and pretty much tells Andrew to fuck off forever.

Ch 19

This chapter is all academic stuff i kinda dont care about.

the big take away is that Sam and Riley are happy to help Andrew in following the academic trail 👣 to find Eddie's killer.

ch 20 pg 229

More academic stuff.  He has a beer with West and it doesn't go well mostly because he accuses him of having stolen some of Eddie's academic materials. Andrew drives home. He has a ghost encounter in Eddie's car and realizes most of his ghost encounters have taken place in the car.  Also he hasn't looked in the trunk.  He goes into the trunk and has a vision of Eddie's dead body I'm the trunk.

Ch 21 pg 240

Andrew has a pretty significant ghost experience. Riley finds him laying in the driveway all bloody withs shallow cuts all over his arms.  Andrew finds some old people to interview. Sam invites himself along.  They eat chicken wings on the way.  Turns out these old people live near. Eddie's old house and they say oh, so you must be here to ask about the curse.

ch 22

The people tell them about the curse.  Some long ago (pre civil war) ancestor of eddies has a sick wife and kills his sister at the crossroads as an offering to the devil to cure his sick wife.  It doesnt work and the family is cursed ever after.

andrew is real shook by this.  Here is a piece of writing i like a lot...

The loss of grounding pressure on his scalp when Sam switched his hand to the gearshift almost spun him off the face of the earth.

Eddie's Parents died in a car crash.  Drove head first into a tree.

Sam tells Andrew to keep Riley out of his ghost adventures.  Andrew tells him to fuck off.  Sam calls him a spoiled.  Andrew tells him the story of the cave as if that's gonna make him not spoiled.

Ch 23 pg 262

Boring academic stuff

Ch 24 pg

Party at the prof's place.  Old plantation house.  Gives Riley the heeby jeebies.  Prof's husband is almost dead to the point Andrew can feel it.  Prof has a dead daughter.

Ch 25 pg 282

Car racing 

Ch 26 pg 295

Sam and Andrew have Andrew  birthday sex in Riley's bed 

Ch 27 pg 308

Sam and Andrew are getting hot and heavy at Sam's place.  Some supernatural shit fucks their shit up.  Just in the nick of time,  Riley shows up to save the day.  He does so by removing Eddie's ring from amdrews finger. 

So they found some book that says more about Eddie's family curse.  Mostly that the curse is great because of the sacrifice Eddie's ancestors made and they have been Hella fortunate ever since because of it.  The current theory is that whoever killed Eddie did it with the hope that the curse would pass on to them.  But who would think that.  Maybe the professor?

.ch 28 pg 321

Sam and Andrew go to the professor's house and she drugs them.

Ch 29 pg 336

Sam and andrew are tied up in the barn.  Sam on the ground, Andrew on a chair.  Somehow Eddie's ghost saves the day by giving Andrew supernatural power to break the ropes enough to take a couple bites out of the professor.  Sam does his part in this whole thing by killing the professors husband choking him to death with the handcuffs he is bound with. But they're both messed up bad and Sam calls 911 and asks for help.

Ch 30 pg 349

Eddie's ghost is just sorta in Andrew all the time now and that doesn't sit right with Sam so they're just not talking.  Sam lost and eye in the fight. Also, some of Andrew's blood made it's way into Sam and Sam can kinda see ghosts now.  At the very least he can clearly see that Eddie is in Andrew when Amdrew goes to Sam's house to try to win him over. Sam ain't gonna be no side piece so as long as Eddie is in Andrew Sam wants no part in him.

West is suing the school on account of his advisor killing a dude and trying to kill two other dudes..

Andrew asks Riley for help with the Eddie ghost problem. 

Ch 31

They burn down Eddie's ancestral home to get rid of his ghost.

Sam isn't willing to jump back into a romantic relationship with Andrew,  but he's willing to give him a fresh start.

Jdate ch 16 to the end

 Ch 16 pg 387

We get a "joke" where David falls down and Molly lands on him rear end first.  This is a Good example of how this book is all punchlines and they are not funny.

They are lowered down in a net of sorts. They are greeted by a monster in a man suit wearing a pin striped suit.  He leads them to an area where there's a golden glaming statue of them and Molly,  like they're some kind of heroes in this world.  They go with him to his office.

"The kittens will take your sad away"

He explains that they live in parallel universes.  They split in 1864 when a man named Adam Rooney was shot and died in the Civil War.  I'm their world, he didn't get shot and he invented all sorts of amazing things in what we'll call biotechnology. His greatest achievement was a computer made of pig brains.  He continued to improve on this and on the same day he died his computer gained sentience. This was a big fucking deal.

The pinstripe suit wearing "man" takes them on a trip via a giant spider they can ride in ti the organic computer.  Pinstripe and John keep talking but David is speaking telepathically to the computer.   This is Korrok.

The pinstripe man explains that korrok has seem the future and has the invasion of our world planned out to the last molecule and they should just go along with it.  Dave runs away.  Pinstripe man chases him to I guess the end of the hall and makes the floor transparent and shows him dirty prison people and he brings one of them up and turns them into a monster and when Dave tries to run, the monsters grab him soooo fast.

Pg 405

John had a plan.  Molloy poops out part of the bomb by herself.  John takes it and kinda attaches a little cigarette to it to create a time bomb.  He picks up Molly and when they get to dave and pinstripe man and Amy (who has been infected by one of the white bug things) he squeezes Molly and other bomb parts pop out.  They use the bomb parts to threaten their way out.  They jump into a giant frog with a black hole in its mouth.

Robert North is on the other side.he shoots Amy in the hopes it will prevent the white bugs from hatching.  It doesn't work, so they throw her body back through the black hole to the other world and then she explodes in a shower of white bugs that attack the people on the other side.

Dave stabs Robert North and he turns into a jellyfish and floats away.

They get a ride back home from a guy that (to Dave) looks like Fred durst.  He explains that of this was from John's point of view he would be someone else.  They get home and Amy is there. They make her take her shoes and socks off so they can see she doesn't have the korrok symbol that looks like Pi. Also, the dead body is Dave. He takes his shoes and socks off and he has a pi symbol on his big toe.  So John and Amy take their leave of him.

Epilogue 420

The reporter guy has been dead the whole time.  John doesn't die.  Amy goes to college. They keep living life with a goodly amount of existential dread.

The broken eye ch 1 -33

 Ch 1 pg 1

At the chromeria the white and the two new black guards who lied about Gavin killing that girl see a sea monster try to attack the bridge but then a black whale attacks the sea monster.

Ch 2 pg 7

Being a rowboat slave sucks.  Gavin doesn't like it. 

Ch 3 pg 11

Kip is also rowing a boat.  He's effectively also a rowboat slave like Gavin.  Zymon has h8m blindfolded and he's pointing a gun at him. But kip is gonna kill Zymon.

Ch 4 pg 18

Gavin tells gunner he's really dazen

ch 5

Teia is sad that kip is gone.  The story everyone was told by Kip's grandfather is that in some sort of drunken accident kip stabbed Gavin and they both fell overboard.

Ch 6 pg 32

Kip gets away from zymon

Ch 7 pg 35

Zymon joins a pirate ship whose captain wants to kill gunner

Ch 8

The order of the broken eye is after Teia.  Much like the racists are after Integratio Jefferson.  Teia is instructed to run.  But much like Integratio Jefferson, she'll destroy them, or die trying. 

Ch 9 pg 45

The white summons karris.  She's out of the black guard.  Her uterus starts to frantically travel about her body as all 13 year old boys are aware is totally a real thing that happens. The Teia chapters aren't bad, but pretty much all the female POVs in this book are very bad.

The white wants Karris to manager her spy network. 

Ch 10

teia is surprised when a guy from the briken eye is in her room.  He paralyzed her with pyril.  He makes a compelling argument in that he somehow has her papers and if she plays ball, she'll be a free woman.  If not Andross Guile would be her owner by law.

Ch 11 pg 59

Life as a rowboat slave sucks. Also if the ship sinks during battle, you die.

Ch 12 pg 64

Kip us walking back to the Chromeria in foot. It sucks.  It sucks less after he crafts himself some luxin boots. As night comes he crafts a blue box and red luxin in it to burn to get warm enough to sleep.

Ch 13 pg 71

The old priest

i guess this is an old thijg that happened a long time ago.  They talk about making a person into a green god like its the most normal thing.   also its a thing where each country only uses a single color.  They were recently raided and so they are gonna do the god thing so they can get vengence.

Ch 14 pg 75

Rowboat collides, gavins boat and cannons start tearimg through the boat and tons of people are dying on both boats.  Gavin doesnt die through.

Ch 15 pg 78

K ip is not doing great.  He is trying to walk along the shoreline but he hits rocky cliffs and has to walk through the jungle.  He passes out cause there aint no food and he wakes up covered in leeches.  He solves that problem with luxin and makes clothes out of ultraviolet and yellow luxin.  So he's kinda glowing.  He wanders his way to a farm house.  Luckily, God told this lady he was coming.  Kip has an ok sized penis.

Ch 16 pg 87

These Karris chapters are awful. We don't need to spend several pages discussing her insecurity. 

With some help from the white she's able to get most of Gavin's money from the bank.  They wouldn't have voluntarily given her Gavin's money.  Their expressed policy is that they don't have account names, just numbers and she would have to give the. The account numbers.  But that's BS.  He brought the list of accounts he knew were Gavin's and Karris had someone steal it and a code Cypher from him on the way.  Also they Give the banker some useful information about a competitor.  So now Karris had a friend at the bank.

Ch 17 pg 95

Teia's gotta do one job for the broke Eye and she'll have her freedom. Steal some papers from a spy.  It is a rush job and she hasn't been able to properly prepare and as a result it ain't perfect.  She gets the papers but the spy sees her do it.  The broken eye assasin woth an invisibility cloak has been following her and kills the spy.  He puts the bloody knife he used in her hands and runs away and tells her to run.

Ch 18 pg 104

The attack of the ship worked.   Gunner sends some guys to ransom the ship.  Gunner doesn't know what to do with Gavin.  So he asks Gavin what to do.  The only good advice is to not ransom him to his dad by sending him an eyeball.  His dad won't pay a randsom cause he doesn't want Gavin back and Gavin doesn't have prism eyes anymore.

Ch 19 pg 109

Teia gets away from the scene of the crime and back to the Chromeria. She goes to Kip's room for some reason. Kip is there and he is looking kinda hunky.  Also, he's doing something woth magic the gathering cards.

They go to Gavin's room and Gavin's sex slave is there.  She tells kip to go to the white immediately. Teia finds her papers left by Mr murder for a job well done and she files the paperwork officially and she's free. But the broken eye has TONS of blackmail material on her so she ain't that free.

Ch 20 pg 118

Karris forces herself into the Spectrum meeting as Gavins representative.  Kips grandfather is saying mean things to everyone.  His basic plan is to have everyone do what they can to slow down the color prince's army. Burning the jungle, poisoning the water, etc.   But mostly he wants to name a promaxhos.  

Who is a mystery.  Obiously not Gavin as he thinks Gavin is dead and he claims not himself.  Maybe he thinks he cam get Zymon appointed to that but I don't se how a complete outsider could be appointed. 

In the midst of people bringing up good points and Andross screaming at them, Kip shows up and tells everyone Gavin is alive and he's on Gunner's ship.  He and his Grandfather kinda revise history and blame the whole Gavin overboard thing on grandfather's slave.  It's all a misunderstanding that's been cleared up and we're a happy family again. 

Ch 21 pg 132

Teia tells ironfist about all the stealing she did and how she thinks her old owner is going to blackmail her.

Ch 22 137

Gavin is on the boat.  They are being rewarded for a job well done.  Drinks on the deck.  He's talking to the slave they cal Orlam.  He claims to be a profit.  He knows Gavin is Dazen.  He tells him that orllam chose him to be the Prism.  There's a storm coming.

Ch 23 pg 146

Ironfist take teia to see the white.  Teia eventually tells her everything.  The white asks Teia how brave she is.

Guess: she's going to ask Teia to become a spy for her within the broken eye.

Ch 24 pg 153

Gavin has bad dr3ams about his first freeing as prism.  He drafts black luxin at the nd.

Ch 25 pg 168

Kip is training with the black guards again and it is good.

Ch 26 pg 172

Liv!!!!!!!!!

She's gonna become the ultra violet goddess.  That's the plan anyway.  But first she's gotta go get what we're calling the bane seed and bring it back and then they will put it where they want and the giant mirror of Ru will help them make it grow.

Ch 27 pg 179

A broken eyer comes to Liv and warns her 

not to wear the black luxin the color prince Gave her when she turns into the ultraviolet god.  The Black luxin is intended by the color prince to give him the ability to control Liv.  But the broken eyer warns that if that goes badly, the black luxin might have a mind of its own and consume Liv and then orllam knows what.

Ch 28 pg 182

Kip wants to know what Teia's deal is.  He knows she hiding something from him.

Kip's teacher sucks.  He goes to the white and suggests she be reassigned somewhere more suitable. He also asks for a tutor.  The white suggests Karris.  But it's kinda funny cause she refers to her as MRS Guile. Also, she shows him her magic the gathering card.  She also asks where the cards he got from the lady are and he plays dumb.

Ch 29

Gavin has a bad dr3am about his dead brother.  No, not that dead brother.  The one the died when they were children. 

Ch 30 pg 194

There's a sea battle and I guess they are losing cause one of the guys from the other ship comes over and recognizes Gavin and tries to free him.  He's a red drafter.  But his spectacles are broken and all hope is lost...

...but then Orlam stands up.  He has the manacle key.

Ch 31 pg 201

Remember that girl Gavin threw off the tower?  This is her aunt.  She's having her 13th child.  Turns out her lover is an eye breaker.  He says she can vote for Andross Guile to be the war lord or she can die.  She chooses death.  But he let's her finish having her baby before he kills her.

Ch 32 pg 211

Kips grandfather reveals his rejuvenation to the chromeria and gets himself elected as war monger.  Yeah war.

Also, livs dad appointed a new green who arrived three minutes after the vote.

Ch 33 pg 219

Kip goes to the library and asks for the librarian that helped him with magic the gathering.  She doesn't exists.  I expect she was a plant by card lady to get him to her.  He passes off that librarian asking about the restricted section. That is until he tells him who he is and it's all go right on sir.  There's no locked doors or whatever, it's just books.  But if you're not supposed to be there and you get caught, it's your ass.  Kips totally allowed.  

He pisses off ironfist who just wants to read some books in private. He asks a librarian in the restricted section about forbidden magic the gathering cards and is told there's a special restricted library that information is in.  He gets a permission slip and has ironfist sign it for him.  Kip is gonna pay for thus.  But that's tomorrow Kip's problem, today's kip wants to know about the forbidden cards yo.