Saturday, April 20, 2024

Uzumaki

 












Ch 1

Girl is main character.  Her dad makes pots.

Boy is girl's friend.  They still hang out even though he goes to high-school in a different town and has to take a train.  She waits for him at the train station for him to come back and they wall home together.

Boys dad has been acting weird.  He's really into spirals like you don't even know...


Boy's dad asks girl's dad to make him a spiral pot.  Girl delivers the pot to boy's dad and boy's dad says he doesn't need it.  He doesn't need any spirals cause he can make his own spirals now.  At which point he makes his tongue into a crazy spiral.  Girl does the only rational thing and runs away in terror.
Boy's dad commits suicide by bending himself into a spiral.

Ch 2 

Then things get weird.  When boy's dad's body is cremated the smoke in the sky becomes a spiral.  Then at a certain point boy's mom swears it looks like her dead husband's face.

Spirals are making her crazy.  It all goes to a horrible end when she stabs herself in the ear to get rid of her inner ear spirals and dies.

Ch 3

Girl has a friend with bangs.  Bangs is always getting hit on by boys.  She gives them all the cold shoulder.  That is until she meets girl's friend that's a boy.  She's claiming he's her boyfriend now that his parents are dead.  Bangs falls hopelessly in love with boy.  Boy funds out Bangs's horrible secret.  She has a spiral on her forehead that metiphorically sucks the boys in.  Having had his parents both die from wierd spiral stuff he's not into Bangs.  Bangs tells another boy to lure boy to the park.  Boy comes.  Bangs's spiral has gotten larger.  Like it's her whole face.  The other boy gets angry because bangs promised to go out with him if he lured boy to the park and now she says she won't. He hits Bangs and bangs literally sucks him into her head with the spiral.  It goes out if control at that point and she sucks herself into a spiral. 

Ch 4

Girl's father goes a little crazy in this one.  Remember when boy's father was cremated and the smoke created a spiral in the sky?  Well the thing I didn't care about was that the ashes then flew through the town and deposited themselves in dragonfly pond.  Girl's father took clay from the pond and used it to make pottery.  It looks fine when you mold it.  But when you fire it the pots and plates and what not turn all spirally and grotesque. Shenhannegans ensue and his kiln shed burns down.

Ch 5

Girl is friends with another guy.  This guy is in love with a girl.  Real forbidden romance Romeo Juliette situation. They do this fun thing where they stretch out their bodies and they twist together like snakes making whoopy. They swim out to sea together this way never to be seen again.

Typos are fun.


Ch 6

Girl's hair starts spiraling at the ends.  She's getting Hella attention for it. It's like that's what the hair wants.  Another girl LOVES the spotlight and her hair does the same thing.  It's a spiral hair dual.  Boy is like, fuck this.  The spirals killed my parents and I gotta take these spirals out.  But the hair ain't having it.  It kinda tries to eat boy.  But the boy ends up winning the day by cutting the hair.




Ch 7 


There's this other boy that likes girl.  He's annoying. She tells him he's not interested and he still keeps annoying her.  But that problem sorts itself out...


 But before he died he sent her a jack in the box as a present and it tells her it's all her fault and he's gonna come for her.

She tells boy about this and boy solves the problem by digging up the annoying body and chopping it to pieces.

Ch 8

Boys turn into snails in this chapter.  It's Hella gross.

Ch 9

The long dormant Lighthouse starts sending out wierd spiral light at night.  It makes people spin around uncontrollably. Kills some boats men.  Some dudes go to check it out and they never come back.  Girl's little brother checks it out.  The stairs to get to the top are impossibly long.  But they eventually make it and find the missing dudes.   Their bodies have been burned real bad.  Girl realizes it's almost sunset and the Lighthouse is about to turn on.  They start running down the stairs to get out.  One of her brother's friends doesn't make it.  I was legit scared we were gonna lose girl.

Ch 10

Pregnant women are drilling holes in people at the hospital and drinking their blood.

Ch 11

Girl is still in the hospital. 

This one is wild.  The pregnant women that were vampiring have their babies.  The babies can talk.  Also they grow back their umbilical cords and placentas and they look like mushrooms and the doctor harvests them and feeds them to people saying they're mushrooms.  The babies can talk.  They convince the doctor to put them back in the womb.  The mom then needs to drink blood to feed the baby.  The doctor holds girl for a mom with reemplanted baby unspirals her tongue and it's like a mosquito and she jabs ot into the neck...

...of the doctor.  The doctor dies, girl runs away.

Ch 12

There's a hurricane and its horny for girl.  There's a very exciting set of scenes where boy and girl run away from the storm.  The storm ends up getting them.  But it harmlessly deposits them in the pod in the middle of town.



Ch 13

Girls house was destroyed by the hurricane  .  They are moved into a shitty apart,emt.  The neighbors die from having weird spiral spikes.  Girl's family gets the same spikey spiral things and there's another hurricane so they can't go to the hospital. The creepy neighbor guy becomes a spike monster.  Somehow he dies.  The weird spikey spiral worts go away when the hurricane ends.

Ch 14

The town has been destroyed. Four more Hurricanes have come and the pod swallowed them all.  Now the slightest movement can cause a tornado. A reporter comes thinking she can help somehow.  She doesn't.

Ch 15

Only the crappy row houses like the one girl's family were moved to are still standing.  They re PACKED with people.  Gangs of people thay can ride tornados have formed up.  They're the only ones earing because they steal the rescue food that's flown in.  Girl and her family are kicked out of their own house.  Thers a runin with a tornado gang.  Girls dad is blown away.  I hope he's OK.  Boy shows up to save girl from a tornado.

ch 16

Things continue to be bad.  No one can get out of the town. The snail people are  a big problem and girls brother turns into one.  Also, people are eating the snail people.  They are delicious. 

Ch 17

Trying to escape girl notices someone extending one of the row houses that are the only buildings left standing.  Girl notices that the row houses all face the pond.

Prediction: they extend all the row houses and it makes a giant spiral around the pond.

Boy is wearing a sheet around his neck like a cape and he looks like a dork.

People want to eat.girls brother.  Instead she has him go down a steep.cliff, which he can do cause he's a sticky snail
Toot.toot


 

Ch 18

Making their way to the center of town is rough.   Especially with how dorky boy looks.  They lose everyone they were with on the way.  The people finish building the row house spiral and boy and girl make their way to the pond, which isn't a pond anymore.  It's a giant stone spiral staircase.

Ch 19

There's a giant underground spiral kingdom abd everyone is all spiralled up together just like the lovers in chapter 5.



Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Family reunion in july. How much of a beard can i grow in the meantime.

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